Jeb Bush Loves His Brother, Swears He Will Be Nothing Like That Idiot

[The Guesser]

Is our Bushes learning?
Jeb Bush Loves His Brother, Swears He Will Be Nothing Like That Idiot

by Kaili Joy Gray

Jun 01 4:00 pm 2015
Don’t misunderestimate how hard it is to run for president when you are the baby brother of the worst president U.S. America has ever had judicial activist-ly crammed down its throat. It can be very a lot hard! Like answering yes or no questions, but more harder than that, even. Which has not stopped Jeb Bush from saying he’s still “thinking” about running for president, though he hasn’t “made the decision” yet. Suuuure, OK, buddy.

Jeb was on “Face the Nation” Sunday, tripping on his own dick again because he still hasn’t figured out how to say “Vote for me, I am a Bush” while simultaneously saying “Please forget that I am a Bush, PLEASE.” (Spoiler: It cannot be done, which is one of about a thousand reasons Jeb is never gonna get to disrespect the office of the presidency by putting his feet on the desk.) Let’s watch Jeb fail another time, some more, together:

This is hard for me, to be honest with you. I have to do the Heisman on my brother that I love, you know? This is not something I’m comfortable doing. But I’m my own person. I have my own life experience.
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Hahahahaha, good one, Jeb! You are, in fact ahem, so NOT your own person, you’re surrounding yourself with your brother’s terrible advisers and your dad’s terrible advisers too! But go on, Jeb, keep deluding yourself, on TV, for our amusement:

As I tell that story, people will begin to say, “Yeah, look, he’s a Bush, that’s fine, but I’m for him because he has ideas that will help me rise up.” So, my brother is not going to be a problem at all. I seek out his advice. I love him dearly. I’ve learned from his successes and his mistakes.
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None of that is going to happen, but Jeb can name a mistake his brother made from which he has learned, um, something. Invading Iraq? Hahaha, AS IF. Jeb would totally do that all over again. Or maybe he didn’t understand the question. Or maybe you hate the troops for asking him about that. Or, actually, definitely no, he would not, that’s his final answer.
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But that’s not the kind of mistake he means.

I think I learned also from not having — keeping the reins on spending. I mean, because of the war and because of the focus on protecting the homeland, I think he let the Republican Congress get a little out of control in terms of the spending.
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Funny, we remember it differently. Sure, there was all that spending on the wars George W. Bush wanted, but we remember a ginormous tax cut for rich people, which was, it turns out, not very good at stimulating the economy so much as making rich people even richer, when they were already doing just fine. And all of that, as we recall, was done with the approval of the Republican Congress, yeah, but at the fiercely passionate insistence of the Bush administration. But whatever, “history.” So can Jeb Bush name a success? He sure can, in that all too familiar, apparently genetic and very quintessential Bush-style slaughtering of the English language we have not had enough time yet to forget:

The successes clearly are protecting the homeland. We were under attack, and he brought — he unified the country, and he showed dogged determination, and he kept us safe.

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We love (by which we mean hate, despise, want to gulp rubbing alcohol, need all the therapy, ARRRRGGGHHHHH!) the Republican fairy tale that George Dubya “kept us safe” because that terrorist attack on some day in September, can’t remember when exactly, that killed about 3000 people — the one that justified running the Constitution through a shredder, invading two countries, and a whole bunch of other awful crap — that doesn’t count. Why doesn’t it count? Because NO ONE COULD HAVE PREDICTED that it was going to happen, except for how there was a memo that said it was going to happen, but that memo also doesn’t count because it was written while Dubya was on summer vacation from being president, so there.
But besides that ...

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Peggy Noonan So Happy George W. Bush Prevented 9/11



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Dana Perino So Glad We Never Had a Terrorist Attack on America During George W. Bush's Presidency



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Never Forget (Except For The Stuff They Wish We'd Forget, You Can Go Ahead And Forget That Stuff)






But hey, if Jeb Bush wants to run on the very persuasive platform of promising to keep us safe just like his brother did so successfully, we are all for it. After all the damage Dubya did to our country, from which we are still trying to recover, the Bush family definitely owes us some comedic relief.
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[Willie99]

imagine being as smart as somebody like the guesser

now imagine wearing his shoes and calling somebody an idiot

talk about an epiphany, like wow man that's awesome dude

rock on

 

[festeringZit]

If only the sewer rat was even smart enough to know how to edit all the trash links and shit out of his posts. But then again, if he did that, there'd be nothing left.

 

[Willie99]

If only the sewer rat was even smart enough to know how to edit all the trash links and shit out of his posts. But then again, if he did that, there'd be nothing left.

I'm sorry my friend, can't help you there

I only know what the thread title says

 

[The Guesser]

imagine being as smart as somebody like the guesser

now imagine wearing his shoes and calling somebody an idiot

talk about an epiphany, like wow man that's awesome dude

rock on

Imagine being as smart as Wrong Way, and actually thinking I titled the article that I posted. 0% as usual hno:

 

[ScottL]

imagine being as smart as somebody like the guesser

now imagine wearing his shoes and calling somebody an idiot

talk about an epiphany, like wow man that's awesome dude

rock on

First thing that popped into my head when reading the title was if Guesser's brother feels the same.

 

[Dave007inVegas]

imagine being as smart as somebody like the guesser

now imagine wearing his shoes and calling somebody an idiot

talk about an epiphany, like wow man that's awesome dude

rock on

Willie you can’t take someone serious who sweeps floors at Burger King by day and gives hand jobs at a gay bar by night.

 

[vitterd]

Willie you can’t take someone serious who sweeps floors at Burger King by day and gives hand jobs at a gay bar by night.

How bout guys that say diddling little girls while they sleep is just boys being boys.

 

[Dave007inVegas]

How bout guys that say diddling little girls while they sleep is just boys being boys.

Better diddling little girls while they sleep than boys like you do.

Some guys like itty bitty titty, you like itty bitty dicky.

 

[Willie99]

Willie you can’t take someone serious who sweeps floors at Burger King by day and gives hand jobs at a gay bar by night.

IDK Dave, isn't sweeping floors a job?

 

[vitterd]

Better diddling little girls while they sleep than boys like you do.

Some guys like itty bitty titty, you like itty bitty dicky.

Only a true scumbag would say diddling a girl is less vile than diddling a boy. They are all children you sick fuck.

You our are in the party that always gets busted trolling for dick anyway.

 

[Dave007inVegas]

IDK Dave, isn't sweeping floors a job?

Barely. But I’ll bet he gets paid in whoppers and fries thus keeping that check flowing at the beginning of ever month.