I woke up this morning with my EYE swollen SHUT!

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Get to a doctor before you lose an eye or it spreads elsewhere.
 

WorldNumberOne

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i woke up today and my penis had swollen ... come to think of it , my penis is swollen every morning when i wake up..

must be the dream i keep having ...

good luck with that eye ...
 
Polaris

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Got to be careful with this.

When I was around 14 I went to a summer camp, and there I got bit by some misquito right on my right eye lid. It swollen up like nuts within the hour and I barely could see out of it. Anyways, they gave me something and I was okay.

What I would like to say here, it that my right eye never looked exactly the same anymore. I did not look like Frankenstien, but the the left eye and right eye use to look the same before the bug bite. The right eye appeared to be smaller after that bite. Also, for reasons I can't really explain, the right eye would not always have the exact shape like the left. Some days, like maybe 1 or 2 out of 10 days, the right eye would look like the left eye, then on other days it would not.

Now I have gotten older, the right eye seems to me has the same shape again as the left eye. So maybe aging during over 20+ years makes the facial features change again.

Myself, I am not to self-conscious of my looks. Call me a Homer Simpson, but that is how I am.

If one is self-conscience of his 'good' looks, then wearing sun glasses permnamently is the way to go! Or you can always wear one of those eye-patches like a pirate. I heard that women find the eye-patch sexy. Never tried it, so don't know if it is true.

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Are you married ? thats what I always blamed it on when I was married
 

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D2bets said:
Did you eat fish or anything unusual yesterday?

chicken too can do that to you , my girlfriend says thats why she hates eating cocks!!!!:lolBIG:
 

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And to make matters worse I went 0 and 5 tonight, my God I am in shock.
 
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What is the old joke ...goes like this

A guy goes into a whore house with only a few bucks. His choices are really limited. The madam says she has an old lady with one eye that will fuk the crap out of him for a few bucks. The guy thinks for a few minutes and says ok. He is invited to the old lady's room. He sits down on the bed with her and she gets closer to him. She pops out her glass eye and tells him to go to work. He is confused at first, she then tells him to fuk her eye socket. He agrees and fuks the hell out of her. He wraps up and pays her the few bucks. He tells her bye and starts to walk out of the room. The old lady says ..............






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" I will keep an eye out for you"
 

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