I told all of you to fade me; 0-3-0 YTD; more Fades inside

[FadeMeToWin]

"I am Joe Public. I suck at CFB handicapping. I like favorites. I don't do the proper research. I bet on "hunches". I bet while drinking. I play teasers and parlays. I bet because the game is on TV. I don't manage my money."

For the record, I don't post all of my plays; only the ones i have good feelings about. i did have a straight bet on the under in the SC game last nite. The record shown is for my posted plays only.

YTD is 0-3-0 -5.5 units -$550

Saturday Plays with My VERY Meaningful Insight & Analysis

2* Texas -41.5 Shit; they will score 70+

3* Alabama/Va Tech Under 38 Strong Bama Defense & Weak Bama Offense = Under

2* Mississippi -17.5

1* Tease Mississippi -11.5 with Alabama Under 44 Ole Miss should win by 21

1* Maryland +21 i got a "hunch" on this one and i like the fat coach for Maryland. I dated a girl in high school with the last name of "Tedford" - fucking k u nt.

1* Western Michigan +13 i saw a write up in here about this one and it made sense

 

[HawkerJimbo73]

This is hilarious. Love posters like this guy.

 

[MajorGCG]

Is that a "Fighting Okra"? How do you know about the Fighting Okra?

 

[FadeMeToWin]

Is that a "Fighting Okra"? How do you know about the Fighting Okra?

That is an Ass Kicking Okra my friend. i gots me a deezgree from that thar institution of higher learning.

how do you know of such minor colleges?

 

[JimmyDetroit]

yea i like it too, keep it up and gl

 

[FadeMeToWin]

You guys think this is a joke but if you fade me this year, you will win money. I have buddies that call me all the time so they can fade. You will really want to take notice of my "Lock of the Week" picks when they pop up. I rarely win those.

GL

 

[Warhawk]

You guys think this is a joke but if you fade me this year, you will win money. I have buddies that call me all the time so they can fade. You will really want to take notice of my "Lock of the Week" picks when they pop up. I rarely win those.

GL

sounds like you and i are in the same boat! gl to you fellow fade material

 

[FadeMeToWin]

sounds like you and i are in the same boat! gl to you fellow fade material

Yes you are fucked on one of those for sure. I have the under in the OU game circled to be one of my Saturday plays which is not in my post.

 

[Dawoofdaddy]

This is hilarious. Love posters like this guy.

It definitely adds flavor to the forum.

d1g1t

 

[CoachCB]

Actually, "the fat coach" at Maryland isn't fat anymore. He's lost around 80-90lbs!!! Just figured I'd point that out....

 

[GoForIt]

How come Charlie Weis looks like the only fat guy who had gastric bypass surger that still looks super-fat?

 

[Crack Rat3]

You got along way to go if you want to break into the top ten of greatest internet fades:

Top 5

1. Gman or Prodigy
2. A.C. Moore
3. Beefree
4. Hammertime (Mike Cauley)
5. A.C. Moore

 

[groundhog11]

thanks....good thread....

who are the fighting okra?

 

[bigleroy]

the fighting okras of okrahoma!!

ac moore-lol--i b drunk!! lol!

 

[JimmyDetroit]

You guys think this is a joke but if you fade me this year, you will win money. I have buddies that call me all the time so they can fade. You will really want to take notice of my "Lock of the Week" picks when they pop up. I rarely win those.

GL

I have read that 4 times now and laugh everytime. I cant wait for your lock and I hope you do a writeup on it

 

[FadeMeToWin]

I have read that 4 times now and laugh everytime. I cant wait for your lock and I hope you do a writeup on it

i wont let you down

 

[FadeMeToWin]

thanks....good thread....

who are the fighting okra?

Delta State University. Official mascot is the Statesmen (gay) but one year some students were joking around with this Fighting Okra stuff and it has caught on in a big way. i laff at that commercial about the weirdest college mascot cuz the Okra is better than a Boll Weevil.

GL to all today

 

[earl]

hilarious! good luck fade. but remember ya cant lose'em all!

 

[FadeMeToWin]

Actually, "the fat coach" at Maryland isn't fat anymore. He's lost around 80-90lbs!!! Just figured I'd point that out....

This is exactly why you fade me. I did not do the research on this. LIke any Joe Public, I just assumed the guy was still fat. This screws up the whole reason for my pick. SHIT!!!!