I never know what my wife is taliking about !

[Doug]

She talks about her mother's sister's daughter ! I think isn't that your cousin ?

I was never good at that stuff quick ! That may not be right, confuses the fuck out of me anyway! Don't even get into that once, twice removed shit !

 

[Doug]

maybe that's your aunt or niece or something ! Her brother would be her father's son. It's always presented in the most confusing manner imagable !

 

[Tulsa]

Are you going to begin dating them too? tulsa

 

[Doug]

Are you going to begin dating them too? tulsa

Not likely but my step-father's ( recently deceased, BTW) grand-daughter's sister is a like a "9" and if i were 20 years younger , I'd trade her for my wife or aunt, or grandmother , or wherever I'm at now, I lost track !

We give up figurin' this in Hazzard county, whatever boss Hogg and Cooter says is good enough for us Duke boys. I still be figurin cousin Daisy, I like helpin' her out of the General Lee, anyways !

 

[Doug]

[QUO TE=Tulsa]Are you going to begin dating them too? tulsa[/QUOTE]

Say's high to your grandmother's sister's son's nephew for me !:monsters-

 

[Doug]

Are you going to begin dating them too? tulsa

The young 'un is better than than the old wife model, but too much maintenance, I'll take the train, I'm old!

 

[Tulsa]

>>>I still be figurin cousin Daisy, I like helpin' her out of the General Lee, anyways !<<<

Yeah...me too. I was at a family reunion earlier this month and unfortunately, I saw some drop-dead gorgeous young women there. I believe that they were far enough along the whole lineage thing that I shouldn't feel too bad, but it still creeps me out that I find third and fourth cousins attractive. One will be in fourth grade next year and the other is just starting kindergarten. JOKE! They were both over 20. tulsa

 

[Doug]

1st cousin may be OK in places like R-Kansas, maybe even legal-like ! :howdy:

 

[GameBreaker]

but it still creeps me out that I find third and fourth cousins attractive. One will be in fourth grade next year and the other is just starting kindergarten.

:lolBIG: haha

 

[Journeyman]

She talks about her mother's sister's daughter ! I think isn't that your cousin ?

I was never good at that stuff quick ! That may not be right, confuses the fuck out of me anyway! Don't even get into that once, twice removed shit !

So this isn't as easy to rattle off as math eh Doug?

:monsters-

 

[Doug]

Math skills are better, but both just a little over average. Word problems never a favorite, esp. this familial stuff, I'm much better turning words to math, but twisting these relations gets the better of me. My brother's sister's brother, may be me , that stuff kills me !

 

[Doug]

My wife just became my mother-in-law's daughter !

:monsters- :toast:


sounds less married ! :toast: