I like these plays with in-depth football analysis!

[Coldweather]

1. Ark St. minus 11 football points cause both teams stink but Ark St. offensive line fart a lot and this is very disconcerting to the other team. It opens up holes. So I see Ark St. having the runs all night long and the fans will be clapping for them to win.This is the poop in this game!

2. Clem plus the 4.5 football points cause Clem. has those short chunky players who hit hard and causes fumbles. NCST. has been at home with family and have been eating a lot of food and this should slow them down. This will loom large.

3. Tulane plus the 7 football points cause they be home with clapping fans and Tulane be mad for what the hurricane did. So they will be flowing with adrenaline and this is the edge they need to win. They also have some tall players. Taller than players ought to be if ya get my drift.

Good luck with your picks.

 

[hogjawl]

I asked you about your farting data weeks ago back in hotter weather.... when, no doubt, the impact would have been more significant.... are you confident with a cooler night game that it will make that much of difference?


Hogjawl

 

[ToujoursPret]

I heard from an unimpeachable source that the Ark St training staff "peppered" the pre game meal with Gas-X because they're on LaLaf plus the points.

 

[DeathEatsaCracker]

The wind direction is also a factor as to whether or not the farting affects the game. It may only bother them in the 1st and 3rd quarter.

Wind speed and direction will determine whether or not I make this bet.

 

[DeathEatsaCracker]

Bump for tonight. I'm on Tulane +7.

 

[ToujoursPret]

Bump for tonight. I'm on Tulane +7.

DEAC, you're getting 6' of those seven from me. Best wishes.