I JUST GOT ROBBED

[BEANTOWNJIM]

NO IT WASNT A SPORTSBOOK THIS TIME I JUST TOOK A BREAK FROM CUTTING MY GRASS SO I HAVE BEEN IN THE HOUSE NOW FOR 45 MINUTES.MY F-CKING LAWNMOWER HAS BEEN STOLEN JESUS CHRIST I AM F-CKING PISSED,I ASKED YURI NEXT DOOR AND HE SAID HE SAW SOME COLORED KID PUT IT INTO HIS TRUCK HE THOUGHT I WAS LETTING HIM USE IT.JESUS F-CKING CHRIST THESE F-CKING RUSSIANS ARE DUMB MOTHER F-CKERS YEH RIGHT LIKE I AM GOING TO LET A NUBIAN USE MY LAWNMOWER ITS GONE GUYS HOW DO I TELL MY WIFE I WAS POSTING IN THE RX AND SOME NIGERIAN STOLE OUR LAWNMOWER SHE WILL THINK I AM GOING BONKERS.THE LAWNMOWER IS 3 YEARS OLD ITS NOT THE MONEY ITS THE FACT THAT MY F-CKING STUPID RUSSIAN NEIGHBOR SAW A NIGERIAN STEAL MY MOWER AND HE JUST STANDS THERE THANKS A F-CKING LOT YURI.THE FRONT OF THE YARD IS HALF DONE NOW WHAT DO I DO.WHY ARE PEOPLE SO STUPID SOMEBODY PLEASE ANSWER ME THIS.I CANT BELIEVE IT I DONT LIKE TO GET ROBBED EVEN IF IT WAS A 6 PACK OF MY CORONAS ITS THE FACT THAT A LITTLE F-CKING BONE HEAD WALKED ONTO MY PROPERTY AND STOLE MY LAWNMOWER WHAT F-CKING BALLS.I CAN SEE IT NOW JIM HOW COME YOU DIDNT FINISH THE LAWN TODAY WELL HONEY I WENT IN TO TALK TO THE SHRINK,SICK GAMBLER,DIMEPLAYERONLY,AND LOU DIAMOND THEN WHEN I WENT BACK OUTSIDE SOMEBODY STOLE THE MOWER,I THINK SHE WILL HAVE ME COMMITTED TO THE MASSACHUSETTS INSTITUTION OF MENTAL PATIENTS BOYS HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN TO HER I TOOK A BREAK TO GO ON THE INTERNET TO TALK TO A BUNCH OF MIS FITS AND THE MOWER WAS STOLEN,THATS IT NO ALLOWANCE AGAIN THIS WEEK ILL HAVE TO GO BUY A NEW LAWNMOWER AND MY WIFE WILL DEDUCT IT FROM MY WEEKLY SALARY.WHY DO I COME INTO THIS FORUM EVERYTIME I DO SOMETHING BAD HAPPENS.

BOYS I HOPE YOU NEVER HAVE RUSSIAN NEIGHBORS MAN THEY ARE THE DUMBEST PEOPLE ON EARTH

I SAW A BLACK KID TAKE THE MOWER I THOUGHT HE WAS A FRIEND OF YOURS F-CK YOU YURI

 

[TheSuper+]

I thought you left the RX for good on Friday.

 

[G.MONEY]

JIMBO,

THIS GOES INTO THE CLASSIC'S......WAY TO FUNNY, I JUST SPIT GATORADE ALL OVER THE SCREEN..GOOD LUCK..................G....

 

[BHCS]

Hey BEANTOWNJIM, I feel ya man. Since ive been here in Costa Rica ive been robbed twice. Once by 8 guys and another at gun point. So I feel ya. Cant the russain guy go to jail for watching a crime happen??? Good luck with the wife. You could probably find it at pawn shop near by. Good luck again.


Sean

 

[ChuckSims]

BTJ, call Steve at WSEX, I'm sure he will work with you on a settlement on your push lawnmower.

 

[BallRash]

Don't worry you dumb phuck

I'm sure the kid just borrowed the lawn mower and he'll return it by the end of next week with an envelope attached to it thanking you

and your lovely wife

for letting him borrow the mower so he can finish his lawn. Enclosed in the envelope you will receive 2tickets for the Red Sox game for you and you lovely wife as a token of appreciation

Now you and your lovely wife

must be sure to attend that Red Sox game the following night and when your at the game Yuri the dumb Russian dude that lives next to you will see 2 moving trucks parked in front of your beautifull home and he's thinking that your moving when in fact that guy that borrowed your mower is

for a second time

 

[gambler1]

You got "BALLS" rash, i haven't laughed that hard in a month

 

[jateeluv]

maybe some book is getting their money back after contributing 660 to the Cam Neely Foundation

 

[jateeluv]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Ball Rash:
Don't worry you dumb phuck

I'm sure the kid just borrowed the lawn mower and he'll return it by the end of next week with an envelope attached to it thanking you

and your lovely wife

for letting him borrow the mower so he can finish his lawn. Enclosed in the envelope you will receive 2tickets for the Red Sox game for you and you lovely wife as a token of appreciation

Now you and your lovely wife

must be sure to attend that Red Sox game the following night and when your at the game Yuri the dumb Russian dude that lives next to you will see 2 moving trucks parked in front of your beautifull home and he's thinking that your moving when in fact that guy that borrowed your mower is

for a second time

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

VERY FUNNY!!!

 

[silver7]

That`s the funniest post I`ve ever seen. Sorry for your loss. Tell her you just went to take a leak. And let`s deport that f*cking Yuri.

 

[Fishhead]

JOHN DEERE 3350 ??

 

[altice]

ROTFLMFAO. Can we expect 500 posts on every message board in the next 3 days about the great lawnmower robbery of 2003 and asking Yuri to provide restitution?

 

[IntuitionBET]

BEANTOWNJIM - Look at it this way...the guy that stole it probably needed it more than you. Maybe he will start his own gardening service?

And the FACT that you left it there sitting in the front yard means you probably subconsously wanted to help this guy out for making it available for him to take.

Who knows he may return it after he cuts his lawn

BUT just keep in mind he will probably be back soon to see whatever else you have for him to improve his life. So anything that's NOT nailed down is a gift from you to him.

You're a great AMerican BEAN for helping this guy out that really needed that lawnmower.

 

[HABSMAN]

Tell your wife you had Yuri watch the mower while you went inside to call her and tell her you love her.
When you got back all there was left on the lawn was a pile of ash.
Yes Mrs.Beantown Spontaniuos (sp) Combustion...it happens with human...why not Mowers.

 

[BEANTOWNJIM]

THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE A ASKED MY GOOD BUDDY BOBBY WHO I HAVED KNOWN FOR 10 YEARS HE LIVES 3 HOUSES AWAY IF I COULD BORROW HIS LAWNMOWER TO FINISH THE YARD.HE SAY JEEZ JIM YOU KNOW I WOULD LIKE TO HELP YOU OUT BUT I NEED A NEW SPARK PLUG ITS NOT WORKING.I LEFT SAYING THANKS AGAIN STONE FACE THIS IS WHAT MY WIFE CALLS BOBBY BUT I KNOW HE IS FULL OF SH-T I SAW HIM CUTTING HIS LAWN SATURDAY AFTERNOON,BOY YOU REALLY GET TO KNOW YOUR F-CKING NEIGHBORS WHEN YOU NEED A FAVOR.LAST YEAR WHEN STONE FACE HAD HIS FAKE BACK INJURY AND WAS COLLETING FROM THE MASS BAY TRANSPORTATION AUTHORITY I HELPED SHOVEL OUT HIS WIFE IN A GOD DAM BLIZZARD

AH I DONT CARE ANYMORE I AM JUST GOING TO TELL HONEY PIE THE MOWER WAS STOLEN BY A BONE HEAD WHAT DID YOU WANT ME TO DO CHASE HIM AND GET SHOT.

 

[gambler1]

The SAGA continues.

 

[SENDITIN]

Jimbo,

Finish off the lawn with the weed whacker. Afterwards you can go down to Blockbuster and rent "Roots." Play it backwards so it has a happy ending for you.

 

[silver7]

Did Stoneface ask you to give his wife a "jump"? Maybe this is, pardon the expression "Tit for Tat"!

 

[HacheMan]

LMAO Jim, this may be the funniest thread I've ever read here.......

 

[VaultedTreehouse]

Where the hell do you live? So that I never move there.