I broke up with my girlfriend of almost 4 years

[JakeT.]

JMAN, you still got the number of that chick that pooped the bed on your first date? Hook a brotha up.

 

[Teddykgb]

caught her bangin brothers didnt ya?

 

[JakeT.]

caught her bangin brothers didnt ya?

She just wouldn't release wind in the bed. I should have known from the beginning... Like my momma always says, "If she don't fart, don't start".

:ughhh:

 

[SkinsRaj28]

Lets hear the real story, jewbanger.

 

[TescoVee]

lost the beard huh?

 

[PatrickMcIrish]

4 years is a long time for a girlfriend, how's RPM taking it?



Just playing with you Jake....:missingte :missingte

 

[whalewager]

she finally figured out there were much much bigger pee pees out there

 

[MMMIA]

she finally figured out there were much much bigger pee pees out there

lmao

 

[SkinsRaj28]

she finally figured out there were much much bigger pee pees out there

That's why you gotta keep your 9-year-olds locked up in the closet. They can NEVER find out. It's essential.

 

[kingbill]

That's why you gotta keep your 9-year-olds locked up in the closet. They can NEVER find out. It's essential.

 

[Valuebets]

JMAN, you still got the number of that chick that pooped the bed on your first date? Hook a brotha up.

Sorry to hear that shit, pun intended. 4 years is a long ass time, I hope you're taking it well.

 

[SkinsRaj28]

Agreed.

 

[joeyfitzclick]

Agreed.

yep

 

[donkeybucks]

Congradulations!!!!!



Go get wasted a few times and tap some of that ass you've been cheating with while in that dogshit relationship.

Have fun my young man and enjoy life.

 

[RobFunk]

4 years was my longest. That was about 3 years too long.

Four years, thats a big chunk of time in this day and age to hold it down with a girl.

Agree with Donkeybucks. Drink it off and regroup and get something even better.

 

[doubledeuce22]

you're lucky. now get back to enjoying life again. women are evil.

 

[TTinCO]

4 years is a long time, at least you weren't married-let alone with kids

 

[The_Man]

common law marriage after 4 years, split everything equally..