How would you fix DevilWoman?

[NES]

The bitch is obviously broken.

 

[Jack Herer]

1. Wash her filthy little mouth with soap and water
2. Antibiotics for her STD's
3. Introduce her to Jenny Craig
4. Get her some treatment so that she can grow her eyebrows back
5. Chastity belt
6. Get her out of Missouri
7. Prohibit her to be friends with NES

 

[Devilwoman]

1. Wash her filthy little mouth with soap and water
2. Antibiotics for her STD's
3. Introduce her to Jenny Craig
4. Get her some treatment so that she can grow her eyebrows back
5. Chastity belt
6. Get her out of Missouri
7. Prohibit her to be friends with NES

Now your just turning me on.

 

[MikeB]

Circumcision!

 

[Jack Herer]

8. Education (and not that Community College bullshit)

 

[Devilwoman]

8. Education (and not that Community College bullshit)

Mexicans really know how to treat women huh?

 

[Jack Herer]

Mexicans really know how to treat women huh?

Yes, and mexican women know how to treat their man.

 

[CaptFlippy]

Lets just start with a bar of soap! Cheap investment, shes not worth much more!

 

[Jack Herer]

Lets just start with a bar of soap! Cheap investment, shes not worth much more!

NES says she gives good head. I dunno.

 

[steaktartar]

blow torch...scissors and any old ointment

 

[kingbill]

Explain her soul to her in a way she's never understood herself before...Then spit in her mouth and call her a skank then get her to make me a sandwich

 

[PBR]

You always were such a romantic, Bill

 

[PBR]

blow torch...scissors and any old ointment

haha...reminds me of buster's thread awhile back with the claw hammer, the plastic bag and the motor oil.

 

[MikeB]

haha...reminds me of buster's thread awhile back with the claw hammer, the plastic bag and the motor oil.

I understood what the plastic bag and claw hammer were for, but I still can't figure out the motor oil part.

 

[PBR]

I understood what the plastic bag and claw hammer were for, but I still can't figure out the motor oil part.

Same here. I think buster knows but won't tell.

 

[steaktartar]

I understood what the plastic bag and claw hammer were for, but I still can't figure out the motor oil part.

same reason for any old ointment.....compassion

 

[CaptFlippy]

Can we kick her in the nuts, I mean c un t.

 

[sumday]

she's broken and used beyond repair..

 

[shdw01]

For starters, I'd cut her dick off

 

[NES]

shaving her back would be a good start.