How to sneak Alcohol into the game

[TopDawg24]

Hey my queer friend here wants to sneak little bottles of alcohol into the stadium,...like two of them

whats a good way to do it besides stick it in cargo pockets since cops might check that (not likely)

I say get drunk before the game but this coksuker wants to get drunk while he's at the game so he has an excuse to molest the women

 

[50_Eggs]

Put the booze in ziploc bags and carry the bags in your pocket. Even if you get patted down by secuirty, they don't feel it.

It is easier in the winter when you wear coats because you can load them up your arms. However, you can still get a good amount through the gates by putting a bag in each pocket with cargo shorts.

Once you are in the game, you just add the booze of your choice to the mixer of your choice.

Enjoy.

 

[TopDawg24]

that's the thing last time they didn't pat him down just made him empty his pockets

i was thinking like taping it under the shorts on the thigh or something

 

[50_Eggs]

You can wear a pair of cheap shorts underneath and just toss them after you get into the game.

Tape will definitely work, but it is a pain in the ass getting it off.

 

[Hate Tom Brady]

buy thre beernoculars... best investion ever.. i fill em with liquor n go in with "binoculars" which looks exactly like what they are suppoer to be.. buy a soda for liek 5 bucks n continue gettin fuckd up

 

[buddygurt]

never snuck bottles in but i usually wear high ass socks and sneak a flask in them

 

[Hate Tom Brady]

to add to my comment:
http://www.fakecrap.com/products/barnoculars.html

 

[billbeater]

let a pretty woman do it, they get away with murder ?

asian lady would be my choice :thumbsup:

 

[clearx1]

high socks like the other poster mentioned, and use a rubber band. bottle of Corona for each leg.

 

[agentjmw]

Topdog, where is best place to park in Athens for first timer?
And Ziplocks is the best way.

 

[EMoney]

Hey my queer friend here wants to sneak little bottles of alcohol into the stadium,...like two of them

whats a good way to do it besides stick it in cargo pockets since cops might check that (not likely)

I say get drunk before the game but this coksuker wants to get drunk while he's at the game so he has an excuse to molest the women

If he is queer he may want to try his corn hole.

 

[TopDawg24]

East Campus...its all free and lots of parking there two decks and lots of lots

get here early though it fills up

I'm not sure if we'll even get patted down or even

 

[rouxdogg]

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[VoiceofReason101]

high socks like the other poster mentioned, and use a rubber band. bottle of Corona for each leg.

2 beers sh!t that isn't worth the added weight :missingte

 

[TopDawg24]

nah we're thinking two little $2 bottles of liquour (southern comfort, maker's mark etc) for each person

should be enough for the first half at least lol

 

[bearmz]

Haven't been to a game in years, but used to get 12 beers in. Take the 6 packs and slide up under the armpits, 3 in front and 3 in back. Hold them in place with your upper arms and you're lower arms are still free to gesture, poke, grab and hand over tickets. This works when jackets/coats are needed or seem to be needed. doh.
Of course this was before our society was third world vicious and pat downs were not heard of.
:toast:

 

[VoiceofReason101]

nah we're thinking two little $2 bottles of liquour (southern comfort, maker's mark etc) for each person

should be enough for the first half at least lol

no i know what you want to sneak I'm just laughing at dude saying he sneaks in two corona's

dude just get drunk before the game like everyone else

 

[TopDawg24]

oh yeah thats what i told him for some reason he wants to get drunk in the game or something

I'm like just have 10 beers at the tailgate it should do you in

plus game's at 8 pm plenty of time to get drunk

but i guess it never hurts to try

 

[Legend-I-Aint]

I buy the little bottles of Crown Royal. I make sammiches with them. Two slices of bread, a big piece of havarti cheese, slap it together and put it in a zip lock bag. Into the Seattle Seahawks games they go. Never had a problem. Looks like a nice sammich.

 

[VoiceofReason101]

oh yeah thats what i told him for some reason he wants to get drunk in the game or something

I'm like just have 10 beers at the tailgate it should do you in

plus game's at 8 pm plenty of time to get drunk

but i guess it never hurts to try

my girlfriend likes to put alcohol in her soft drink bottle with a cute little straw to sip from. maybe you can try that :drink: