hey, I think we're in the 17,000 year of global warming, which was preceded by a 70,000 year period of global cooling, which was preceded by a 20,000 year period of global warming and so on
don't ask me why I choose to believe this particular theory when I discount so many others, it may have something to do with dinosaurs (and the Flintstones of course).
Do you think all the dinosaur remains might be faked? If so, I'm gonna have to smoke a bone and arrive at some new belief or something, man.