Hey Silver7

[DanTanna]

Copied this from another site.



Arkansas/Minnesota having same season


Both played in the MCB at the end of last season.

Both have running-type quarterbacks.

Both started the season out of the Top 25.

Both ran off impressive win streaks at the beginning of the season (UM, 6-0; Arkansas, 4-0) to get into or close to the Top 10.

Both beat the Starkville out of Tulsa in getting there.

Both won on the road against traditionally elite programs (UM, Penn St.; Arkansas, Alabama & Texas) in getting there.

Both were then poised, with two home games on the second and third weekends of October, to take full control of their destinies.

Both sets of fans were fully convinced that these were BCS teams, this was the year.

Both then had heartbreaking, close home losses in BOTH of those games. Minnesota's losses were by a total of 9 points, Arkansas's by a total of 12.

One loss was to a team that although a traditional power, they're pretty crappy this year, and surely we'll beat them. (UM, Michigan; Arkansas, Florida).

The other loss was to a team that is good some years, others not, surely we're better than them this year. (UM, Michigan St.; Arkansas, Auburn).

Not to mention Minnesota has a travelling secretary named Swine, and Arkansas has a travelling secretary named Rodent.


It's eerie, I tell you. Bowl rematch coming?

 

[silver7]

Thats really funny (odd)! Almost like JFK & Abe. Also this wk we both travel to play gms we SHOULD win. Tho Mn I think will have an easier go of it than the Hogs. Now if Manning would just go down. Yeah we could meet up again. Hope it`s something like the Cotton or Gator this time. Our O is very good, think they could score on any one. The D is another story, thought they had improved but just as bad as LY. The Razorbacks should have beaten Auburn, just as Mich. a tuff loss. Then the Fla. & Mich St gms were almost carbon copies?? See ya in Fla. LOL

 

[DanTanna]

Bar tab's on me if we make it to Florida.

 

[silver7]

What does Vol Gal`s Mother look like?

 

[mws]

Obviously, a Minnesota/Arkansas parlay is in order.

 

[DanTanna]

Vol gal's mom is pretty hot. She's definitely MILF material. But she's married to a rich farmer over here. Maybe I can bring Vol gal's buddy who's recently divorced.

 

[silver7]

I`m too old for her I`m sure. And it`s not just the age it`s the mileage, these yrs of shoveling all this godamn snow have taken they`re toll I`m afraid. In fact cutting the mustard is out of the question, I`m reduced to licking the jar. There should be a lot of available divorcees stumbling around the Sushine state that time of yr tho. Maybe I could disable someones wheelchair!

 

[DanTanna]

Silver7
That's the funniest thing I've read in a while. Don't give up on cuttin that mustard yet my man, if Bob Dole can tap it, I'm sure anybody can.

A broomhandle through the spokes will lock up any wheelchair. Good luck.