Hemmorroids..I work at a desk all day. Is there any way to prevent them?

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Been told that sitting on your ass on the
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all day contributes greatly. My diet is pretty good with a lot of veggies and fruits, and i exercise 4 x a week. Any other way to prevent these things?
 

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I learned this from Howard Stern and I havent had a hemmorroidal problem in 12 years.

1. Only take a crap when you ABSOLUTELY have to........do not force it.

2. Only use regular white toilet paper(Scotts is ideal).

3. Use Witch Hazel on your chronic condition at the first sign of a hemmorroid break-out.

Hope this helps.

FISHHEAD, PHD
 

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"Peep" use to complain about them all the time when he was pulling ungodly hours here at TheRX...

He once said his a$$ looked like a bundle of red grapes!!

That was a little too much information!
 

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Rio Shill,

Based on the life style you just described... It doesn't sound like you have to worry about having that problem.

It's the eyes I think take the most severe beating from being in front of a computer all day... My vision has been affected despite using a glare filter.
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I read somewhere where it is recommended that you should look away from the computer at least once every hour... and rest your eyes.
 

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Tico:
Rio Shill,

Based on the life style you just described... It doesn't sound like you have to worry about having that problem.

It's the eyes I think take the most severe beating from being in front of a computer all day... My vision has been affected despite using a glare filter.
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I read somewhere where it is recommended that you should look away from the computer at least once every hour... and rest your eyes.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Very good point about the eyes. Do they have glare filters for all sizes of monitors?
 

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Rio .

Try sitting on top of an inflated inner tube all day long , that should do it for ya .

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Get some nice looking lady to give you a rim job once a day.You will never have another hemroid.
 

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dave@Cascade:
Rio .

Try sitting on top of an inflated inner tube all day long , that should do it for ya .

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Either that or I could just rub Dru's belly for good luck.
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Tell Dru, Lenny and the boys hello.
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by BuzzRavanaugh:
Try to walk as much as possible. Get the blood circulating.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
THXXXX!!!
 

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> He once said his a$$ looked like a bundle of red grapes!!
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by MARSELLUS:
never thought that could be a forum conversation unbelievable!!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
The purpose of these forums IMO is to help each other with gaming, health, legal issues, etc. Hemmorroids are a fact of life.
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Rio...
What's wrong with you!?!?!?!
Call your pharmacist not the rx you knucklehead. Let me guess,
you probably used one of your 12 sick days a year from your 9-5 job gives you to sit at home think about your ass and post this. Why not go here instead www.hemorrhoidinfo.com

My jokes seem to becoming a reality, this is sureal.
This place is like the Twilight Zone.
 

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