Hello, I need help please

Search
xpanda

xpanda

hangin' about
Joined
Aug 21, 2003
Messages
13,875
Reaction score
4
TANG said:
"I am a serious 5-10 dollar bettor and please warn the bookie".


WHICH PART OF THIS SENTENCE IS MORE FUNNY.

lmao ...

I nominate this for Thread Of The Day
 
mrpotter1

mrpotter1

Da Bears!!!!!!!
Joined
Feb 12, 2005
Messages
4,436
Reaction score
0
dmmd98 said:
what is the over under on this guy being 17......anyone wanna set this line

My guess would be about 40 years old and still living with mommy and daddy!

:lolBIG: :lolBIG: This guy is a bigger tool than Henhouse! I didn't think that was possible.
 
Jarbo

Jarbo

Hawkeye-Packer-Yankee
Joined
Jan 20, 2000
Messages
3,514
Reaction score
0
mikey23 said:
Hi everyone, my name is mike. I am 23 yrs old and I am new to this forum. I am looking for someone to set me up with a local please. I am tired of sending my money by postup, and i prefer betting on the phone, not the internet. Does anyone know anyone for me? Now i like to bet a lot, and i only bet parlays, usually 5 teamers and 6 teamers. My usual parlay bet is between 5 dollars and 10 dollars.. I don't mean 500 dollars, i actually mean 5 small dollars. I am great at gambling and i am up over 400 dollars so far this year. I consider myself a pro. I will be a good customer and just ask for the rundown on all the lines, and then call back to give my 5 teamer.. I am fed up of posting up, even though i know that if i post up 50 dollars, they will give me a 5 dollar bonus, so i am willing to give up the free money in order to get me a local, even though i can really use that 5 dollars, trust me.

As a gesture on my part, if anyone can set me up with a local, I am willing to give out my picks to you, free of charge.. We can even settle at 50 dollars and I will meet up with him when someone is owed 50 or more. I am really fed up of the internet and I feel it's time to move on with a local. I consider myself a decent size bettor and if i really like the games that day, i will even bet a 10 dollar 5 teamer. Last year, I collected in one week 285 dollars and now, i have no longer a bookie as he told me he doesn't want my action anymore because i am a waste of time for him, and I tie up his line and that i am a ball buster. I know this is an excuse because he fears my action..

We can settle by NETeller every week.. I always have at least 150 dollars in there. But please please please, set me up with someone that pays and will not stiff me. 2 yrs ago, i got stiffed from another local for 45 dollars and let me say, it really hurt, and it still does. So i want to avoid this from happening again because i know there are a lot of people out there that don't pay.

Thank you..

Mikey, call BR549 and ask for Junior Samples. He can hook you up with a used car as well.

--Luck--
 

AC

New member
Joined
Sep 21, 2004
Messages
1,316
Reaction score
0
mikey

i'll meet you at the federal building in westwood on monday morning before you go to work. say around 8:30?

that way we can size each other up and i'll see if i feel comfortable handling sll of you action.
 
bucsfan67

bucsfan67

Pop-culture, entertainment, sports and contest Mod
Joined
Dec 20, 2002
Messages
33,977
Reaction score
5
not sure which is funnier, this thread, or when u posted under the name MICHAEL JACKSON, and pretended to be him for laughs.....

Must get lonely at times...
 
BlackLab1

BlackLab1

New member
Joined
Feb 14, 2005
Messages
556
Reaction score
0
bucs,do me a favour and let me know if this guy is from canada and not cali......



I have a big feel for who it is.thanks
 

SPunlimited

New member
Joined
Nov 23, 2004
Messages
325
Reaction score
0
LOL one of the best threads I've read in a while I like this guy he's good for some comic relief.
 
Kruser6

Kruser6

Rx Senior
Joined
Oct 14, 2004
Messages
9,807
Reaction score
2
Mikey. . .Good news! I found a bookie for you!


Alan Palmer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

Forum statistics

Threads
1,141,899
Messages
13,924,918
Members
104,823
Latest member
the_lizard
The RX is the sports betting industry's leading information portal for bonuses, picks, and sportsbook reviews. Find the best deals offered by a sportsbook in your state and browse our free picks section.FacebookTwitterInstagramContact Usforum@therx.com