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President Bush is in the Oval Office one morning when an advisor comes in and tells him, "Mr. President, I feel we need to inform you that three Brazilian soldiers died yesterday in Iraq."

President Bush says "OH MY GOD" and buries his head in his hands. The advisor is puzzled, as the President rarely reacts this way to this kind of news. About that time the President looks up and says:

"OK. . . tell me. . . how many are in a brazilian?"
 
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thanks for the post sw, was just wondering the other day what the greatest political joke of all time was, and i would have to agree this one would be it
 

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scott w said:
President Bush is in the Oval Office one morning when an advisor comes in and tells him, "Mr. President, I feel we need to inform you that three Brazilian soldiers died yesterday in Iraq."

President Bush says "OH MY GOD" and buries his head in his hands. The advisor is puzzled, as the President rarely reacts this way to this kind of news. About that time the President looks up and says:

"OK. . . tell me. . . how many are in a brazilian?"

Funny thing is, this joke was 1st told by Rush Limbaugh on his show about 6 months ago. And guess what, the butt of the joke was AlGore, not Bush. Dems cant even come up with their own jokes....LMAO. :nohead:
 

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I'm not Republican or Democrat; just like funny stuff when I hear it!
 
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Bush ... that Image alone is a laugh a minute

Remember when King Dipshit wanted to know if Brazil actually had blacks???


 

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Bush wondering where the bag of Dorritos is after he puts down the bong.
 
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Bush's best moment in office? Reeling in big perch

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BERLIN (Reuters) - U.S. President George W. Bush told a German newspaper his best moment in more than five years in office was catching a big perch in his own lake. "You know, I've experienced many great moments and it's hard to name the best," Bush told weekly Bild am Sonntag when asked about his high point since becoming president in January 2001.


"I would say the best moment of all was when I caught a 7.5 pound (3.402 kilos) perch in my lake," he told the newspaper in an interview published on Sunday.



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doc mercer said:
Bush's best moment in office? Reeling in big perch

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BERLIN (Reuters) - U.S. President George W. Bush told a German newspaper his best moment in more than five years in office was catching a big perch in his own lake. "You know, I've experienced many great moments and it's hard to name the best," Bush told weekly Bild am Sonntag when asked about his high point since becoming president in January 2001.


"I would say the best moment of all was when I caught a 7.5 pound (3.402 kilos) perch in my lake," he told the newspaper in an interview published on Sunday.



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I just read this article too. Somehow I knew you would have something to say about this. lol.
 
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YES, he says "I would say the best moment of all (of his presidency) was when I caught a 7.5 pound perch in my lake"...

...but he calls 9/11 the worst moment and then says:

"In such a situation it takes a while before one understands what is happening," Bush said. "I would say that this was the hardest moment, once I had the real picture before my eyes."

So NOW you know why he sat on his ass in that classroom for seven minutes. One must UNDERSTAND, Stretch. One must have the REAL PICTURE before his eyes.

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Doc, when you come back just get more clever with the insults. Instead of the blatent cursing at these guys go with some Doc Mercer trademarks such as "you must have had a rough night with Jeff Gannon in the Lincon bedroom" or other witty stuff.

It pains many of us to see out idol get banned.
 

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