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NY POST....RUSSELL SCOTT SMITH
July 30, 2003 -- 'I was shocked," says "Good Morning America'''s Joel Siegel.
"It's very bad
"It's horrible," moans Roger Friedman of Foxnews.com. "The worst movie ever
made."
And those two made it to the end of Monday night's screening of Ben Affleck and
Jennifer Lopez's ultra-hyped "Gigli." More than one person walked out.
The buzz on Ben and Jen's first movie is so bad - think Madonna's "Swept Away"
- Revolution Studios even had trouble filling the L.A. premiere, giving seats
usually reserved for stars to the fans waiting outside.
"It's definitely not a fastball down the middle," Revolution partner Tom Sherak
admitted to The Post. "It's a curve ball."
So how to get people to see it?
"I think that our main point was always Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez," says
Sherak.
Thus the trailers, the poster and endless promotion, which all have presented
the movie as a gooey romantic comedy.
Turns out "Gigli" also contains stomach-churning violence and lots of
gratuitous vulgarity. ("I counted Ben saying the F-word 15 times in the first
10 minutes!" Friedman says. )
Just so you know what you're getting yourself into, here's Pulse's guide to
everything else you should know about "Gigli" that producers have been afraid
to tell you.
1 It's pronounced "jee-lee."
Not "giggly" or "jiggly," despite what you might think of J.Lo's backside.
Revolution considered calling it "Tough Love," but went back to "Gigli," the
last name of Affleck's character.
"We knew people would make fun of it," Sherak says, "but we decided that would
be a good thing because it would get people talking.
"Of course, you can make yourself believe anything in this business."
2 Yep, she's gay.
You'd never know it from the trailer, in which J.Lo tells Ben, "You're not my
type."
But her character is in fact a lesbian - at least at the beginning of the
movie. Later, she changes her mind and beds down with Ben (who pulled off the
same feat in 1997's "Chasing Amy").
3 Al Pacino's role is a blink-and-you'll-miss-it cameo.
Despite appearing in TV ads for "Gigli," Pacino is only on screen for about
five minutes - a cameo he reportedly did as a favor to director Martin Brest,
who directed his Oscar-winning role in 1992's "Scent of a Woman."
Even Christopher Walken - whom one critic dubs "the patron saint of bad movies"
- shows up, delivering a rare bright spot, judging by the applause at Monday's
screening.
4 Yes, they airbrushed the poster.
Page Six's report that the "Gigli" poster has been tinkered with to make J.Lo's
butt look smaller and her breasts bigger wasn't entirely wrong.
"We didn't shrink her butt," says Sherak. "But in the original shot, her arm
was alongside her body, blocking her curves. She didn't want people to think we
were covering her up, so we manipulated it so her arm was on his shoulder."
5 What chemistry?
Affleck and Lopez allegedly fell in love while making "Gigli" - but any
on-screen proof is dampened by clunky dialogue.
Monday's audience burst into laughter during the seduction scene, when J.Lo
spreads her legs for Ben and says, "It's turkey time. Gobble-gobble."
Brest and the studio decided to emphasize the romance, after test audiences
didn't like the film's ending, in which (spoiler alert: don't read the rest of
this paragraph) Ben's character died in a hail of bullets.
6 It's finally here!
"Gigli" was supposed to open earlier this summer, but Revolution bumped it so
the couple would have more time to publicize it - which they've certainly been
making the most of.
The release was then moved again, from today to Friday, out of fear of bad
reviews.
"We knew some people would like the movie and some wouldn't," Sherak admits.
Asked whether he likes "Gigli," Sherak launches into a long answer about what
"nice people" the stars are. "I like watching them banter on screen," he says,
"because I'm looking at two people I know and like so much."
But what about the movie?
"Well," he says, "I can't think of a single movie that I liked all the way
through, can you?"
With reporting by Paula Froelich