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THE GENERAL, always seems to mention how we are all one day closer to the funeral parlor, so on that note.................

Funeral service is one of the biggest purchases a consumer will make. It's right up there with buying a car and a house, says Brenda Mack, a public affairs specialist at the Federal Trade Commission.
Consumers need to take their time and not be pressured into buying funeral goods or services that they don't need or want and that they may end up spending years to pay off, says Mack.

To help consumers make smarter choices when negotiating for funeral arrangements, the FTC recommends following a few guidelines:

Shop around in advance.
Compare prices from at least two funeral homes.

Ask for a price list.
Remember, the law requires funeral homes to give you a written price list for goods and services.

Resist pressure.
Don't buy goods and services you don't need or want.

Avoid emotional overspending.
It's not necessary to have the fanciest casket or the most elaborate funeral to properly honor a loved one.

Recognize your rights.
Laws regarding funerals and burials vary from state to state. It's a smart move to know what your state requires you to purchase and which products or services are optional.

Apply the same smart shopping techniques you use for other major purchases.
You can cut costs by limiting the viewing to one day or one hour before the funeral and by dressing your loved one in a favorite outfit instead of costly burial clothing.

Plan ahead.
This allows you to comparison shop without time constraints. Planning also creates an opportunity for family discussion and lifts some of the burden from your family.

For more information on funerals, check out the Funeral Consumers Alliance, AARP, and the National Funeral Directors Association.

Ellen Goodstein is a freelance writer based in Florida.

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Im going to be cremated and the Urn will have the RX logo on it:smoker2:
 
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Dante said:
Im going to be cremated and the Urn will have the RX logo on it:smoker2:


I have no doubts that you are not joking.

We will always bring the Urn to the future RX bashes, so you can rest in peace for eternity.............or pieces as the case may be.

-F-
 

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Dante,

May I have the privilege of cremating you? :smoker2:
 
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Funeral Homes are about as big a scam as any ever created. I could tell the story of what happened to me after my mom passed away, but it would make me look like a fool for what they ropped me of for. The 2 biggest parts of the scam are when you are cremated, you have to purchase a "box" for the body to be burned in. They say well here is this box for 500 (cardboard) or you can get a "nice" box for about 1500. The other part is after they get the first check from you, then he leaves and brings in the "property guy" and they take you out to sell you the plot.
 
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THE SHRINK said:
Dante,

May I have the privilege of cremating you? :smoker2:
ummmmmmmmm :monsters- sure as long as you allow fish to Speak at this years bash just for 10 mins
 

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Dante,

I promise not to rip your family off as what happened to aceduecetrey.

Instead of a "nice" box, I would save money by putting your remains in one made of cardboard.

And rather than wasting more money on a plot, I'd put you right next to a computer monitor where you belong, to the right side of my ash tray. If I accidentally set fire to you, it wouldn't be a big deal then...

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THE SHRINK said:
Dante,

I promise not to rip your family off as what happened to aceduecetrey.

Instead of a "nice" box, I would save money by putting your remains in one made of cardboard.

And rather than wasting more money on a plot, I'd put you right next to a computer monitor where you belong, to the right side of my ash tray. If I accidentally set fire to you, it wouldn't be a big deal then...

THE SHRINK

LMFAO!
 
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THE SHRINK said:
Dante,

I promise not to rip your family off as what happened to aceduecetrey.

Instead of a "nice" box, I would save money by putting your remains in one made of cardboard.

And rather than wasting more money on a plot, I'd put you right next to a computer monitor where you belong, to the right side of my ash tray. If I accidentally set fire to you, it wouldn't be a big deal then...

THE SHRINK
:lolBIG: can I have the saying as follows on the Urn?....."The RX.com where I learned to win 99.9% from the slots thanks to Fishhead"
 
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Shrink.. you smoke?! I'm surprised by that for some reason..
 
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DIY Funeral:

http://members.lycos.co.uk/funeral/do_it_yourself_funeral.htm
 
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Dante said:
:lolBIG: can I have the saying as follows on the Urn?....."The RX.com where I learned to win 99.9% from the slots thanks to Fishhead"

That would be cool!

To set the record straight, you will be playing machines that have anywhere from a 102%--300% return.

The 99.9% is the figure that represents the percentage of the time that you should/could be able to walk into a casino and walk out a winner by playing slots............if that was your goal.

-F-
 
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Fishhead said:
That would be cool!

To set the record straight, you will be playing machines that have anywhere from a 102%--300% return.

The 99.9% is the figure that represents the percentage of the time that you should/could be able to walk into a casino and walk out a winner by playing slots............if that was your goal.

-F-
I will say this Fish was able to play so much and used my card in the slot that I got comped a free night :smoker2: thanks again fisher I will buy you a free Eggmac at the bash:toast:
 
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Dante said:
I will say this Fish was able to play so much and used my card in the slot that I got comped a free night :smoker2: thanks again fisher I will buy you a free Eggmac at the bash:toast:

:103631605

-F-

PS- Please note, that was on a video poker machine, not SLOTS................which is 1000x+ more violitile...........which I proved ever so brutally by getting my *ss handed to me repeatedly over and over during the one week '04' Bash ceremonies.

:monsters-
 
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If you have patience video poker is the game for you.. you won't win or lose big amounts...
 
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Noreaga said:
If you have patience video poker is the game for you.. you won't win or lose big amounts...

???????????

True, you will win in the longrun playing 100%+ machines with perfect strategy, but to say you cannot lose or win big amounts is completely false.

-F-
 
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Thanks Fisher. Good info. :drink:

We are one day closer. Let's enjoy today. :drink: :drink: :drink:
 
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The General said:
Thanks Fisher. Good info. :drink:

We are one day closer. Let's enjoy today. :drink: :drink: :drink:

Some closer than others!

:awesom:
 

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