FOR OUR LITERARY AFFICIANADOS, A BEST-SELLER LIST.......

[bucsfan67]

FOR THOSE WITH SHORT ATTENTION SPANS, WE HAVE ACQUIRED A LIST OF THE 22 SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN, CHECK THEM OUT.....

# 22. FRENCH WAR HEROES - by Jacques Chirac

# 21. HOW I SERVED MY COUNTRY - by Jane Fonda

# 20. MY BEAUTY SECRETS - by Janet Reno

#19. HOW TO BUILD YOUR OWN AIRPLANE - by John Denver

# 18. MY SUPER BOWL HIGHLIGHTS - by Dan Marino

# 17. THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL - by HILLARY CLINTON

# 16. MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE - by Osama Bin Laden

# 15. THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD - by Bill Gates

#14. THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY - by Dennis Rodman

# 13. MY WILD YEARS - by Al Gore

# 12. AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC

# 11. AMERICA'S MOST POPULAR LAWYERS

# 10. DETROIT: a Travel Guide

# 9. A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES -by Dr. J. Kevorkian

# 8. EVERYTHING MEN KNOW ABOUT WOMEN

# 7. EVERYTHING WOMEN KNOW ABOUT MEN

# 6. ALL THE MEN I HAVE LOVED BEFORE - by Ellen de Generes

# 5. MIKE TYSON'S GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE

# 4. SPOTTED OWL RECIPES - by the EPA

# 3. THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY

# 2. MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS - by O. J. Simpson

And the world's Number One Thinnest Book:

# 1. MY BOOK OF MORALS - by Bill Clinton with introduction

by The Rev. Jesse Jackson >>

 

[lander]

#23 How we captured Osama bin Laden - by Georgie Bush II

#24 How to locate WMD in the desert - by The Coalition

#25 Sercrets to Super Bowl Dominance - by Marv Levy

#26 Drug Free Athletics - by the Trailblazers

 

[mvbski]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>#25 Sercrets to Super Bowl Dominance - by Marv Levy

#26 Drug Free Athletics - by the Trailblazers <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

 

[TIGER]

lol
#27 LANDER FUNNY POST - By Lander

 

[bucsfan67]

 

[exilarch]

I am not amused. Sounds like a right-wing rant to me.