Fellas ...please help ... I am rounding up needed Prison items for DeLay

[docmercer--banned]

Any contributions would be appreciated as it is indeed a sad day to see one of the snakes of the "Morally Superior" Party take it "up the ass" (an adventure he should get used to) ...

anyway, lets do the right thing and pitch in and get him some material that will make him feel comfortable when the cell slams shut:

* A copy of the book called "Traitor" by Anne Coulter ... he can whack off to her ugly scrawy ass and dream what it used to be like to be with a female (sorry, mentioning that with the name Coulter is laughable)

* A big jar of vaseline ... maybe we can cut expenses and as soon as Right Wing & Right Side are done with Jeff Gannon they can shoot over what is left and we can package it in a special "Big Bubba will be showing ya his WMD every nite you scumbag"

* A T-Shirt to "intimadate" inmates that find his "purty mouth" attractive .... how bout: "hey, grab my ass and I will not let "Turd Bloosom"Rove satisfy you on them weekend passes"

* A cassette tape to remind him to say the following to all African - Americans in the big house: "hey, I have never heard of that racist called Rush Limbaugh .."

* A manual to help DeLay understand that the Muslim prison crowd believes truly that Allah instead of Bush is God

I hope DeLay gets a big ol horny male cellmate ....

 

[RobFunk]

Delay will get it hard

As Bushies and Dems alike will gladly ram a skinny slightly old guy in the wazoo

Meanwhile Bush isnt sticking up for him

And repubs think they have to defend him and its some kind of victory for us :lolBIG:

 

[Dawoofdaddy]

RIP TO HIM AND OTHER CROOKS IN WASHINGTON:hanging:

 

[docmercer--banned]

This is a great day to be alive in America as this guy is living proof that snakes indeed do have legs ...

I cant wait to hear Patriot / Right Wing / Redneckman / Right Side / Bblight and company try and tell us all how this "great American was set up by the Left .."

 

[Holysmoke+]

I hear he likes transvestites, send him your picture

 

[gns61]

hey doc, ill bet that barney frank would just
ove to change places with tom delay.

 

[docmercer--banned]

Gns crying as another one of his IDOILS gets fitted for Prison Orange outfits ....

dont ya love that "Morally Superior"party???

 

[levistep]

I doubt he goes to jail. Lets have a bet on this.

 

[docmercer--banned]

If he went to bet I will give 2-1 odds that Levistep would volunteer to play the role of "Mrs DeLay" on them weekend visitation passes ...

Levi ... grab the butter as DeLay is toast !!!

 

[edub69]

I doubt he goes to jail. Lets have a bet on this.

I would bet 50% of my bankroll that he doesn't go to jail, except the odds should be heavily tilted towards "never goes to jail".

Goes to Jail +980
Doesn't go to Jail -1000

 

[SamOdom]

I would bet 50% of my bankroll that he doesn't go to jail, except the odds should be heavily tilted towards "never goes to jail".

Goes to Jail +980
Doesn't go to Jail -1000

Goes to jail on this indictment charge:

Yes +1500
No -1300

 

[SamOdom]

Goes to jail on this indictment charge:

Yes +1500
No -1300

I will go out on the limb in real life:monsters-


Since a few here have Delay already convicted, I'm willing for Dante to hold 1000.00 cash Neteller funds of mine saying he will not be convicted and goes to jail on this current indictment charge. Posters can have any part or all of the 1K(must send $ to Dante via Neteller) if you think he will be convicted. What say ye?

 

[edub69]

There could also be a separate prop bet, because I think even if he gets convicted of something he STILL won't go to jail.

If convicted, will DeLay go to jail:

Yes +410
No -450

 

[TheRightWing]

Will never go to trial ,even this Earl kniows it but can't say it because the left need this gotcha for a few months. In the end I'm sure this will hurt the party of no and Delay will go back to work as usual.

 

[docmercer--banned]

It is soooo cool to watch Right Wing sweat ....

the lies no longer fly with Americans!!!

 

[cutacrossshorty]

I say if he runs for re-election 2006, he'll lose. He only got 55% in 2004 against an no-name underfunded opponent. This time he'll be opposed by a well known, well funded ex-congressman who lost his seat due to the redistricting orchestrated by Delay in 2004.

 

[cussin'it]

Payback is hell ain't it boyz!?

Fukk em, soap on a rope :hump:

 

[SamOdom]

Since a few here have Delay already convicted, I'm willing for Dante to hold 1000.00 cash Neteller funds of mine saying he will not be convicted and goes to jail on this current indictment charge. Posters can have any part or all of the 1K(must send $ to Dante via Neteller) if you think he will be convicted. What say ye?

No takers yet???

 

[teazeman]

Sam, must he go to jail for the bet to be a winner??


teaze

 

[gopherbob]

I will go out on the limb in real life:monsters-


Since a few here have Delay already convicted, I'm willing for Dante to hold 1000.00 cash Neteller funds of mine saying he will not be convicted and goes to jail on this current indictment charge. Posters can have any part or all of the 1K(must send $ to Dante via Neteller) if you think he will be convicted. What say ye?

my gut feeling is, if he is guilty and there is a chance of conviction, he will plea bargain to a lesser/minimal charge, maybe a "nolo contende/ spiro agnew" type plea. really doubt he'll do any time, but if he does, it'll be one of those minimum security prisons that look like a college campus and have weekend furloughs.