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Week 3 Selections and Insight
Ok. For those of you wanting a refund for the premium plays, sorry, I had a party this weekend and all the PBR is gone. What I will do for you is extend your package for the coming week for no additional beer but you will need to send a bag of chips or some coupons to a Publix grocery store. If that ain’t good enough for you, you can just LICK MY TAINT BITCH. If you don’t take my plays to the bank this week it will be your fault, not mine. With two weeks of action under my belt, I can’t possibly go wrong. I can’t even begin to tell you how strong these picks are. Load the wagon tampon strings, here are my selections…
3* Miami –4 Georgia Tech can’t finish a game. If they score first this will be a lock. Granted, Miami just beat an FSU team coached by a guy that had Jesus as a first grade teacher but I really see this as an easy win for Miami. This line is about right since ACC teams don’t seem to blow anybody out. They are more inclined to just blow.
5* Wyoming +7 Hard to ask a bad team to cover for you but we are asking the Wyoming Cowboys to beat a good high school team here. Wyoming fought the good fight against Texas last week before getting it in the ass in the 2<SUP>nd</SUP> half. Well this week it is Wyoming’s turn to go all "Broke Back Mountain" on the Colorado Buffalos. It aint a stretch to ask a cowboy to fuck a buffalo instead of a cow. They are from the same family and you can stand on the same stump due to the hole height for both. Due to the ass references I will have to make this my OUT OF THE ASS selection for this week.
3* Iowa – 6 These Dick Holes rocked my private play on Iowa State this past weekend. Lucky for you guys I did not give that play out cuz it did not work to well for me. Arizona is a team that has ALWAYS let me down and are over rated they may be great this year but I don’t know and I won’t waste my time researching these perpetual under achieving kitty cats. Iowa wins by 21.
4* Toledo +21 You know when you are fucking a chick and it slips out and you are ramming it home but you hit the Taint and your unit bends a little and hit hurts like shit? Well that is what is going to happen here. Toledo will be slippery enough to make OSU keep hittin the taint and will stay within this number easily. Toledo can move the ball and the sweater vest boys will still be thinking about "what if" after the loss last weekend.
5* Florida –28 LOCK OF THE WEEK Urban and the boys have had this one circled. It was bad enough before Lane Kiffin ran his mouth about beating UF but then the fucking turd cruncher accused Meyer of recruiting violations. His daddy can’t help him this weekend. UF will not stop scoring and blitzing until they turn the lights off in the swamp on Saturday. I can’t believe it is under 30. Final Score UF 63 UT 3.
2* Ark –1 I don’t know shit about Arkansas except they have a coach that likes to throw and he likes to move. I like Richt on the road but Georgia had trouble with a SC squad that is not known for its offensive prowess. I see Arkansas winning this one…… just because.
These are my first impression picks and I will try to add a couple more later in the week. If you are going to send coupons for payment, I like the "Red Baron" frozen pizzas so try to send coupons for that.
Remember what my dad always said, "If you feel bad after fucking your third cousin, then stop counting".
Peace.
Week 3 Selections and Insight
Ok. For those of you wanting a refund for the premium plays, sorry, I had a party this weekend and all the PBR is gone. What I will do for you is extend your package for the coming week for no additional beer but you will need to send a bag of chips or some coupons to a Publix grocery store. If that ain’t good enough for you, you can just LICK MY TAINT BITCH. If you don’t take my plays to the bank this week it will be your fault, not mine. With two weeks of action under my belt, I can’t possibly go wrong. I can’t even begin to tell you how strong these picks are. Load the wagon tampon strings, here are my selections…
3* Miami –4 Georgia Tech can’t finish a game. If they score first this will be a lock. Granted, Miami just beat an FSU team coached by a guy that had Jesus as a first grade teacher but I really see this as an easy win for Miami. This line is about right since ACC teams don’t seem to blow anybody out. They are more inclined to just blow.
5* Wyoming +7 Hard to ask a bad team to cover for you but we are asking the Wyoming Cowboys to beat a good high school team here. Wyoming fought the good fight against Texas last week before getting it in the ass in the 2<SUP>nd</SUP> half. Well this week it is Wyoming’s turn to go all "Broke Back Mountain" on the Colorado Buffalos. It aint a stretch to ask a cowboy to fuck a buffalo instead of a cow. They are from the same family and you can stand on the same stump due to the hole height for both. Due to the ass references I will have to make this my OUT OF THE ASS selection for this week.
3* Iowa – 6 These Dick Holes rocked my private play on Iowa State this past weekend. Lucky for you guys I did not give that play out cuz it did not work to well for me. Arizona is a team that has ALWAYS let me down and are over rated they may be great this year but I don’t know and I won’t waste my time researching these perpetual under achieving kitty cats. Iowa wins by 21.
4* Toledo +21 You know when you are fucking a chick and it slips out and you are ramming it home but you hit the Taint and your unit bends a little and hit hurts like shit? Well that is what is going to happen here. Toledo will be slippery enough to make OSU keep hittin the taint and will stay within this number easily. Toledo can move the ball and the sweater vest boys will still be thinking about "what if" after the loss last weekend.
5* Florida –28 LOCK OF THE WEEK Urban and the boys have had this one circled. It was bad enough before Lane Kiffin ran his mouth about beating UF but then the fucking turd cruncher accused Meyer of recruiting violations. His daddy can’t help him this weekend. UF will not stop scoring and blitzing until they turn the lights off in the swamp on Saturday. I can’t believe it is under 30. Final Score UF 63 UT 3.
2* Ark –1 I don’t know shit about Arkansas except they have a coach that likes to throw and he likes to move. I like Richt on the road but Georgia had trouble with a SC squad that is not known for its offensive prowess. I see Arkansas winning this one…… just because.
These are my first impression picks and I will try to add a couple more later in the week. If you are going to send coupons for payment, I like the "Red Baron" frozen pizzas so try to send coupons for that.
Remember what my dad always said, "If you feel bad after fucking your third cousin, then stop counting".
Peace.
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