Pound your man with my premier service plays. I know i started out at 3-11-0 on sides and 0-1 on teases. Yes, i am down 17.3 units. Well fuck you, i am going to rebound this weekend because i have last week to base my picks upon. My service is the best value in the market as a six pack of PBR gets you not 1, not 2 but ALL of my plays including my "Out of the Ass" guarantee play of the day.
So many games are jumping off the page it is difficult to pear them down. Here we go.
2* Syracuse +28 Are you kidding; these guys played well last week and can stay within 28 of Penn State
2* MS State +14 State pounded a D-II school last week and a new coach should help make them more competitive. Auburn hired some loser from Iowa Central or something. He can't be worth a shit.
2* Wake Forest -3 I saw somebody post that the game will be played at 9 am PST so Stanford granola eaters and pot smokers won't even be awake at that time of the morning. Wake was my Lock of the Week in Wk 1 (did not cover) so i expect more from them in this spot.
4* Georgia -7 I expect Georgia to pressure the qb and SC qb shits his pants when pressured. Must win for Georgia to stay in the hunt for SEC title. This is my "Out of the Ass" guarantee play of the day!!!!
3* BYU -17 Didn't these guys just be OU? WTF; this is a gift
3* Purdue +11.5 I have to have a dog or i would suck as a handicapper. Oregon lost their best puncher for the year and frankly, i hate their uniforms. Purdue played well last week (I think they scored a lot of points) I love this game.
2* Texas -33.5 Texas got back doored last week and that won't happen this week. They know Florida plays a cupcake and must win by 60 to have any hopes to get 1st place votes. Icing on this cupcake is that it is Wyoming and they SUK IMMENSELY. 2* only because the spread is 30+ pts.
4* Michigan +3 WTF, i thought this would be at a pick. ND beat a nobody and Michigan beat the shit out of Western Michigan. I hate ND just because. These fuckers get a gazillion $ TV deal and have sucked for years.
3* TCU –11 This is based on the fact that I actually won $$$ last year by betting on TCU. They were $$$ last year and I expect these fuckers to keep it up. Virginia is a fucking preppy, snob school for pampered rich kids. These Texas peckerwoods will beat the shit out of these fags.
5* USC –6.5 This is my NCRFPOW (Non Conference Road Favorite Pick of the Week). This could also be my game of the year but it is only week 2 and I don’t want to be accused of having too many GOY picks. This is a lock. If I had not limited myself to 5* I would be putting at least 7* on this one.
There you have it. 10 plays with 30* of action. I may post a couple of others during the week and will have a teaser or two for you AT NO EXTRA CHARGE.
Good luck fuckers…..
So many games are jumping off the page it is difficult to pear them down. Here we go.
2* Syracuse +28 Are you kidding; these guys played well last week and can stay within 28 of Penn State
2* MS State +14 State pounded a D-II school last week and a new coach should help make them more competitive. Auburn hired some loser from Iowa Central or something. He can't be worth a shit.
2* Wake Forest -3 I saw somebody post that the game will be played at 9 am PST so Stanford granola eaters and pot smokers won't even be awake at that time of the morning. Wake was my Lock of the Week in Wk 1 (did not cover) so i expect more from them in this spot.
4* Georgia -7 I expect Georgia to pressure the qb and SC qb shits his pants when pressured. Must win for Georgia to stay in the hunt for SEC title. This is my "Out of the Ass" guarantee play of the day!!!!
3* BYU -17 Didn't these guys just be OU? WTF; this is a gift
3* Purdue +11.5 I have to have a dog or i would suck as a handicapper. Oregon lost their best puncher for the year and frankly, i hate their uniforms. Purdue played well last week (I think they scored a lot of points) I love this game.
2* Texas -33.5 Texas got back doored last week and that won't happen this week. They know Florida plays a cupcake and must win by 60 to have any hopes to get 1st place votes. Icing on this cupcake is that it is Wyoming and they SUK IMMENSELY. 2* only because the spread is 30+ pts.
4* Michigan +3 WTF, i thought this would be at a pick. ND beat a nobody and Michigan beat the shit out of Western Michigan. I hate ND just because. These fuckers get a gazillion $ TV deal and have sucked for years.
3* TCU –11 This is based on the fact that I actually won $$$ last year by betting on TCU. They were $$$ last year and I expect these fuckers to keep it up. Virginia is a fucking preppy, snob school for pampered rich kids. These Texas peckerwoods will beat the shit out of these fags.
5* USC –6.5 This is my NCRFPOW (Non Conference Road Favorite Pick of the Week). This could also be my game of the year but it is only week 2 and I don’t want to be accused of having too many GOY picks. This is a lock. If I had not limited myself to 5* I would be putting at least 7* on this one.
There you have it. 10 plays with 30* of action. I may post a couple of others during the week and will have a teaser or two for you AT NO EXTRA CHARGE.
Good luck fuckers…..
...........good luck
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