I just had my case dismissed for battery on a police officer.
In the past I have been arrested for the following........
Contrubuting alcohol to 15 minors.
Speeding (5 times)
Reckless driving
DUI
Impersonating a police officer
Battery on a police officer
Public intoxication
Robbery(found not-guilty and I was)
In the past I have been arrested for the following........
Contrubuting alcohol to 15 minors.
Speeding (5 times)
Reckless driving
DUI
Impersonating a police officer
Battery on a police officer
Public intoxication
Robbery(found not-guilty and I was)
It was raining that night. And very cold. I couldn't feel my fingers when I pulled the trigger. But these are the kinds of things that happen when you drink too much. By the time I woke up there were six dead, and four wounded. They tell me I couldn't even spell my name when I got to the precinct. And now here I am, #465727, writing this, wondering why they call me "that crazy guy from New York".
i once tried to fight a speeding ticket on the grounds of insanity. would have worked but you have to go to traffic court before a board trafic people. had no chance with them. recently i think it was mississippi's supreme ct. said that a person has the right to request a jury trial for traffic violations. i was going to fight it under the ali defence. saying i had to take a crap really bag. i figured if i had 12 people at least 70% would have been in the situation where you've been driving and had to go so bad you stop at a gas station and if there was a 100 year old grandmonther in the way you would throw her on her head.
i ran this by the clerk and they dropped me to an expired lisc plate
i ran this by the clerk and they dropped me to an expired lisc plate
together
Conspiracy to gamble is how I think they phrased it. Probably just jealous on the amount those parlay cards brought in.
Biggest slap in the face, when I was awaiting trial, in the hall two cops were arguing about the MICH/MICH ST game. One cops goes, whats the line? Really? They easily cover that. I will bet you $50.00.
Have to to love the Amercia justice system.
Eventually the government will get involved like they did the once evil racket of "numbers". The great government of ours took it away from those evil criminals than went on to lower the payoff odds and make you pay taxes. They take over sports, probably have to lay -125 on a game!
Biggest slap in the face, when I was awaiting trial, in the hall two cops were arguing about the MICH/MICH ST game. One cops goes, whats the line? Really? They easily cover that. I will bet you $50.00.
Have to to love the Amercia justice system.
Eventually the government will get involved like they did the once evil racket of "numbers". The great government of ours took it away from those evil criminals than went on to lower the payoff odds and make you pay taxes. They take over sports, probably have to lay -125 on a game!
3 of us were having a "pose down" with just our underware on L* in front of a bar quite intoxicated. The officers instructed us to get dressed and get into the car. All three of us over 260 lbs. in the back of a cop car, we did a wheely all the way to the cop shop, we were bouncing as hard as we could in the back laughing our asses of. We got one nights free accomadations on a marble bed without breakfast, and a hangover I'll never forget/
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Joey C
bet2win
posted June 05, 2003 08:00 PM
Poll Question:
How many readers have ever been convicted of a crime, as adults, other that a simple driving / traffic offense? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
JC, let's hear your laundry list of sh*t
bet2win
posted June 05, 2003 08:00 PM
Poll Question:
How many readers have ever been convicted of a crime, as adults, other that a simple driving / traffic offense? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
JC, let's hear your laundry list of sh*t
