Emerald Nuts ads...

[Doug]

:think: Anybody like these ads, they're on ESPN on a lot. They theme things with EN. " Enormous neighbors love Emerald Nuts" etc. They are like 10-15 second spots. I've thought of a few EN's myself, some X-rated. Any chance I could sell them my ideas. Oddly, I've never seen the product, but haven't looked either.

" Every nymphomaniac loves Emerald nuts". :think:

 

[winkyduck]

seen 'em - hate 'em

i'd rather see an ad like, "Richard Simmons loves Emerald Nuts!"

 

[Teddykgb]

best commercial going is surviver singing for star bucks doing the rocky theme but saying " roy roy roy roy.... roys the man he's going to work ect." funny stuff

 

[the hog]

How about that one that's airing right now.....

........I think it's for a credit card



Own your own island commercial.


Where the guy fakes dead on an island with his wife hiding in the bushes.


"Did you get it hunny"


I thought that one was funny

 

[ThreeUnits]

Teddy, Hog,
Yeah, those two ads are great.
For Starbucks and Capital One respectively I think.

 

[winkyduck]

best commercial going is surviver singing for star bucks doing the rocky theme but saying " roy roy roy roy.... roys the man he's going to work ect." funny stuff

the best ad is Nike's for the "Michael Vick Experience" - something i sense EVERYONE would love to ride - i sure as hell know i would. that seems like something super cool - better than "Soaring over CA" at Disney CA Adventure (and living near DCA, teddy, i know you've been on it)

 

[Doug]

seen 'em - hate 'em

i'd rather see an ad like, "Richard Simmons loves Emerald Nuts!"

Winky: Perhaps R Simmons can be included in my " every nymphomaniac loves Emerald nuts " theme. A nympho is a female sex addict, RS nearly qualifies as female.


Teddy kgb; Those Survivor ads are cool ! Isn't that the band that did " Eye of the tiger" in Rocky movies ?


I envision the nympho EN ad... with some broads ( include RS) giving head to a bunch of guys with green balls , emeralds are green, right ?... emerald nuts= green balls.

I'd like to see this ad spot !

Perhaps my humour wasn't as brilliant as I thought. I thought it was good with the pun on the very name of the advertiser, and product, and using their EN letters.

 

[bzbwoy]

i though the Elegant Naysayers one was prettyfunny :toothless

 

[Doug]

They got some new ones but they're so fast I miss them.

 

[BaseballGuy]

Ya that Michael Vick commercial is really funny.

 

[moseyesly]

The Miller Lite ad, though overplayed, with the couple at the beach and the referee is well done, also the one at the rock concert.

 

[GMON]

Dudes that are thinking up those EN ad's are smokin' some quality shi*. :>Grin>

 

[bzbwoy]

just saw one about ENTANGLED NINE-YEAROLDS. :toothless

 

[gold64]

Looking at Next Week's Football, too many

Early No-lines

 

[Doug]

EN seems to be running out of ideas.


I wanted to sell my ideas. Here's a clean one !

Elderly Nevadans love Emerald Nuts... pan to a row of silver-haired ladies playing the slots while eating " Emerald Nuts".

They should be paying me for this stuff !

If I smoke that found MJ, I might do better, :manwh:

 

[shortbus]

man i hate those ******* commercials.

Erotic Nurses
Established Nymphomaniacs
Entomological Naysayers
Erect Nuerotics