Eating Lobster, A** & Pu**Y

[sherman]

I have a nice romantic dinner waiting for my wife when she gets home....the kids are at their grandmother's house. I've got lobsters, pina coloda's, some smoke, and candles. I want to see if i can break some records tonight! Lobster ain't going to be the only thing i eat tonight! Wish me luck!

 

[wilheim]

Go for it Sherm.


wil.

 

[winkyduck]

yeah - but will the lobster smell the same as what you will be "eating" for dessert - or sadly - even better

 

[sherman]

Thank goodness the wife keeps herself very clean....lobster was great and dessert was even better. Didn't break the record though.

 

[PowerGroupSports]

maybe next time !!!

 

[sherman]

thru no fault of my own though. wifey couldn't keep up with me. i can go for days...

 

[vegasguy39]

Dude!!

Ease up on the viagra there.

 

[sherman]

No, I'm only 29, so I don't need that yet. What would it do for someone that didn;t need it?

 

[winkyduck]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by sherman:
No, I'm only 29, so I don't need that yet. What would it do for someone that didn;t need it?

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

from what i have heard - it will make you seem like you are 18 once again!

 

[wilheim]

Word to the wise:

SEOUL (Reuters) - Fake Viagra made in North Korea (news - web sites) has turned up on the streets of South Korea (news - web sites), where police have detained a local man for peddling a bogus version of the impotence pill.



Police officers in Seoul said Friday they were holding Bu Hyun-shik, 52, after confiscating close to 3,000 fake Viagra pills that they said Bu claimed were made in North Korea.


"The pills are white, round and wrapped in aluminum foil," a police officer said -- very different from the real erectile dysfunction remedy.


Viagra is sold in pharmacies in Seoul at about 15,000 won ($13) a pill, triple Bu's price tag of 5,000 won.


A Seoul pharmacist said the low price should make would-be buyers wary of fake "potentially dangerous" pills.

 

[winkyduck]

what difference would viagra make for most asian men?

most asian men have miniscule units - so what will viagra do? extend it from 1 inch to 2?

when they are that small - whether it is hard - or not - is irrelevant because the woman he is with won't feel it anyway.

now when you have at least 14-inches like me....

 

[ppeter]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by winkyduck:
what difference would viagra make for most asian men?

most asian men have miniscule units - so what will viagra do? extend it from 1 inch to 2?

when they are that small - whether it is hard - or not - is irrelevant because the woman he is with won't feel it anyway.

now when you have at least 14-inches like me....<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Hey Winky

All the ladies I have fvcked in my lifetime have gotten off my fine Asian rod just fine, you racist piece of shit

Oh, and by the way, I will be sure to let my second cousin KURT SUZUKI know what you think about "our kind" in case you bump into him at the CSU Fullerton title celebration.

 

[sherman]

Man, I set the record tonight! It can't be possible that someone ate pu**y for longer than I just did. She came HARD!