Game, I gotta better one for Dems to win by double digits.
Ask for endorsement by MADD (Mothers against Drunk Driving).
Score 3 DUIS for Republican ticket (2 for Uncle Fester, er, Dick Cheney and 1 for Dubya) vs, zero for the Democratic ticket.
Or maybe Dems could run based on traffic violations.
People killed by Laura Bush in vehicular accidents: One.
People injured by democratic ticket: 0.
Maybe the Repubs could run on literacy:
Dubya: reads My Pet Goat as Towers come down. Proudly claims he doesn't read newspapers. Lynne Chenye writes pornographic passages in novels and Dubya leaves No Child Left Behind undefunded so he can give tax cut to the rich while teresa heinz kerry only speaks 5 languages (my bad, that won't work for Repubs.)
Or better yet, let's submit 'em all to the type of standardized test that Dubya is so fond of. I'd have to guess Pinny and Oly would have Dems as heavy favorites.
good luck Game, what country are you relocating to after November?
Ask for endorsement by MADD (Mothers against Drunk Driving).
Score 3 DUIS for Republican ticket (2 for Uncle Fester, er, Dick Cheney and 1 for Dubya) vs, zero for the Democratic ticket.
Or maybe Dems could run based on traffic violations.
People killed by Laura Bush in vehicular accidents: One.
People injured by democratic ticket: 0.
Maybe the Repubs could run on literacy:
Dubya: reads My Pet Goat as Towers come down. Proudly claims he doesn't read newspapers. Lynne Chenye writes pornographic passages in novels and Dubya leaves No Child Left Behind undefunded so he can give tax cut to the rich while teresa heinz kerry only speaks 5 languages (my bad, that won't work for Repubs.)
Or better yet, let's submit 'em all to the type of standardized test that Dubya is so fond of. I'd have to guess Pinny and Oly would have Dems as heavy favorites.
good luck Game, what country are you relocating to after November?
I hope nobody oversees had access to her speach. I was embarassed for the democratic party as what the world must think of us after watching these apolgiesto the world. Here's the wife ofa person who the rest of the world thinks has a good chance at being president.
She basically is saying to the rest of the world what I say to my wife when getting scolded:
Your right; I'm wrong
Your the best; I'm the worse
The difference is, SHE MEANS IT.
She basically is saying to the rest of the world what I say to my wife when getting scolded:
Your right; I'm wrong
Your the best; I'm the worse
The difference is, SHE MEANS IT.
