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TALLAHASSE DEMOCRAT:<TABLE cellSpacing=1 cellPadding=2 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR><TD class=v1>Posted on Tue, Jun. 14, 2005</TD></TR><TR><TD colSpan=2><TABLE cellSpacing=5 cellPadding=0 align=right border=0><TBODY><TR><TD><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width=250 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR><TD class=adlabel align=left><SCRIPT language=JavaScript1.1>_krdDartInc++;document.write('<SCRIPT LANGUAGE="JavaScript1.1" SRC="http://ad.doubleclick.net/adj/tallahassee.sports/florida_state_university;kw=center6;c2=colleges;c3=florida_state_university;c4=florida_state_university_homepage;pos=center6;group=rectangle;tile='+_krdDartInc+';ord='+_krdDartOrd+'?"><\/SCRIPT>');</SCRIPT><SCRIPT language=JavaScript1.1 src="http://ad.doubleclick.net/adj/tallahassee.sports/florida_state_university;kw=center6;c2=colleges;c3=florida_state_university;c4=florida_state_university_homepage;pos=center6;group=rectangle;tile=3;ord=1118783316187?"></SCRIPT><CENTER><SCRIPT language=JavaScript src="http://servedby.advertising.com/site=699341/size=300250/bnum=94090792/optn=1"></SCRIPT><NOSCRIPT> </NOSCRIPT></CENTER><OBJECT codeBase=http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=5,0,0,0 height=250 width=300 classid=clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000>







































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FSU QB hospitalized after odd behavior

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[size=-1]DAVID ROYSE[/size]
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[size=-1]Associated Press[/size]
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<!-- begin body-content -->TALLAHASSEE, Fla. - Suspended Florida State quarterback Wyatt Sexton was doused by pepper spray and taken to a hospital by police after he was found lying in the street and identifying himself as God.

Sexton was hospitalized Monday night. A school official said Tuesday he was still under medical care at an undisclosed location. Sexton had not been charged with any crime.

Florida State assistant athletic director Rob Wilson said Sexton was suspended from the team two weeks ago because of a previously undisclosed violation of team rules. He declined to elaborate, and said this incident appeared to be unrelated.

Sexton, 20, is the son of Florida State's assistant head coach and running backs coach, Billy Sexton. Wilson said neither head coach Bobby Bowden nor Sexton's father would comment.

Sexton, who will be a junior in the fall, took over the starting job for the Seminoles at midseason last year. He was expected to compete for the spot this year with Drew Weatherford and Xavier Lee, who were redshirted as freshmen last year.

An incident report by Tallahassee police officer Zachary Lyne said he was called to a residential neighborhood about reports of a man doing push-ups in the street and jumping on a car.

Lyne said he found Sexton in the middle of the road wearing only a wet pair of shorts. The officer asked Sexton several times to identify himself, and eventually he said he was God.

Sexton later got on his hands and knees, yelled obscenities at the officer and stared at him. He was doused with pepper spray and handcuffed, and identified himself as Sexton.

Police said Sexton "appeared to be under the influence of some unknown narcotic or alcohol." Hospital officials said they didn't have any information on him.

Once at the hospital, Sexton continued to say he was God and that he didn't know why he was in the hospital, Lyne wrote.

Police said Sexton's roommates told them he had been at a Dave Matthews Band concert in Tennessee with them earlier Monday. They said he had been stressed out over trying to win the starting quarterback job.

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this can't help his chances starting...
 

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mmmm hongos

My guess, after extensive personal on-hands research into the hallucingenic fields of drug use, provides that the substance taken at the Dave Matthews concert(actually Bonnaroo- a 3day live music drug binge) was probably some sweet LSD. Lasts longer, affects the brain more, and is cheaper. At least he took it better than another guy I know, who thought he was a glass of orange juice and stood precariously strait up for days asking people not to tip him over and spill himself. Good Stuff.

Ignatius
 
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Having "grown up" in the 70's, I'm no stranger to hallucinogenics, and I strongly agree we're looking at LSD here and not mushroooms.

Elvin
 
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if i had to set odds here i would say:

Drugs +220
Grandiose thoughts related to a manic episode (BIPOLAR) +125
Delusions related to the onset of schizophrenia +125
Other mental illness -160

The only other possibility here is that he actually is God. That would be wierd to think that the Father Almighty himself may have been quarterbacking at Florida State and they couldn't even win the national championship. I had a little more faith in him than that. I am betting on the BIPOLAR for 2 units.....and backing myself with the following bet:

Dave Matthews sucks ass -400
Dave Matthews is cool +300

I am going with sucks ass for 10 units (play of the year, in fact).
 
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Don Dollars said:
if i had to set odds here i would say:

Drugs +220
Grandiose thoughts related to a manic episode (BIPOLAR) +125
Delusions related to the onset of schizophrenia +125
Other mental illness -160

The only other possibility here is that he actually is God. That would be wierd to think that the Father Almighty himself may have been quarterbacking at Florida State and they couldn't even win the national championship. I had a little more faith in him than that. I am betting on the BIPOLAR for 2 units.....and backing myself with the following bet:

Dave Matthews sucks ass -400
Dave Matthews is cool +300

I am going with sucks ass for 10 units (play of the year, in fact).

:lolBIG:
 

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great thread...
 

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