Do you think prison is bad?

[Fighting_Irishman]

Work Vs Prison

<HR class=menub noShade><DL><DT>IN PRISON you spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell. <DD>AT WORK you spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.
<DT> <DT>IN PRISON you get three meals a day. <DD>AT WORK you only get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it.
<DT> <DT>IN PRISON you get time off for good behaviour. <DD>AT WORK you get rewarded for good behaviour with more work.
<DT> <DT>IN PRISON a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you. <DD>AT WORK you must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself.
<DT> <DT>IN PRISON you can watch TV and play games. <DD>AT WORK you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
<DT> <DT>IN PRISON you get your own toilet. <DD>AT WORK you have to share.
<DT> <DT>IN PRISON they allow your family and friends to visit. <DD>AT WORK you cannot even speak to your family and friends.
<DT> <DT>IN PRISON all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required. <DD>AT WORK you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
<DT> <DT>IN PRISON you spend most of your life looking through bars from the inside wanting to get out. <DD>AT WORK you spend most of your time wanting to get out and inside bars. </DD>
<DT> <DT>IN PRISON there are wardens who are often sadistic. <DD>AT WORK they are called managers. </DD></DL>

 

[barman]

Self employment kicks ass.

 

[barman]

And of course, prison for most folks is an involuntary destination.

If you feel like you're in prison at your place of employment, I highly encourage you to change jobs fast.

 

[Fighting_Irishman]

I used to talk to a buddy who would call me every once in a while and I would ask him if he's ready to get out and he would always tell me he is on a 3 month vacation from family, work, and bills. He loved it and always smiled everytime he said it. He used to play spaids for canteen all day and watch TV. He got three months and probation for beating up his landloard and throwing him in a dumpster (Landloard was a real prick). uppy:

 

[whalewager]

Yeah. Thats my goal. To end up in prison.

 

[Fighting_Irishman]

If you bet and live in Washington you just might................Beware when in Washington.

 

[BronxCheer+]

actually beware of any down here in Costa Rica if not ask Padrte Minor:missingte

 

[TheCrow+]

well, what can I say... the word on the street is as follows:
your arse before jail....(*) and after jail (0) ....

I think i pass ... lol

 

[CAPNCRUNCH]

You may get fucked in both, only one is metaphorical!uppy:

 

[Masxmenos]

You may get fucked in both, only one is metaphorical!uppy:

:lolBIG: I prefer the non-literal form of that term

Are you gonna visit us during all star break! Si o No?

BTW, when you get a chance, shoot me an email at reggaetonsanpedro@gmail.com

 

[IvanCherkanov]

If you are ever in prison just make sure your get to be the BIATCH of the biggest mofo around, at least that way you won' t get fucked that many times and who knows, eventually you might find some loving:nopityA:

 

[ChicoandtheMan]

If you are ever in prison just make sure your get to be the BIATCH of the biggest mofo around, at least that way you won' t get fucked that many times and who knows, eventually you might find some loving:nopityA:

Oh ok....now i understand where u come from...sorry to hear bro.:smoking:

 

[IvanCherkanov]

to bad you were small when I met you cause you could have been the one, lol