Detroit Lions 2009 Schedule Just Released!

[custom2006]

(from The Boys)

2009 LIONS SCHEDULE
<HR style="COLOR: #d1d1d1">September

13................. Taft Junior High School
20................Cub Scout Troop #101
27................. Detroit Blind Academy

October
04.................Spanish American War Vets
11................Crippled Children's Home
18................ Eloise Mental Hospital
25................Girl Scout Troop # 353

November
01.................. Michigan Venereal Disease Clinic
08.................Fraser Boys Choir
15.................Korean Vets
22................. National Hospital Pastorial Ministers
26................. Great Lakes Synchronized Swimming Team

SPECIAL MONDAY NIGHT GAME
December 08.................. Grand Rapids Gay Boys Club


RULE CHANGES FROM LAST YEAR
1 - When playing polio patients, the Lions must not disconnect knee braces.
2 - When playing the Blind Academy , the Lions must not hide the football under their jerseys.

RULES THE SAME FROM LAST YEAR
1 - A touchdown (this is when the ball is carried over the goal line. For all you Lions fans that have never seen this) it is still worth 6 points.

2 - The Lions will be allowed 20 men on the field at all times.

3 - The Lions will be allowed to substitute with band members at anytime.

4 - The Lions will be awarded 10 timeouts as opposed to 3 for the opposing team.

5 - The Lions will be awarded a first down with each gain of three yards or more, instead of the usual ten yards.

 

[Kevin36]

WTF is this?

One of the most retard thread of the year.

 

[custom2006]

WTF is this?

One of the most retard thread of the year.

The Lions went 0-16...it's called a joke! If nothing else, can't we laugh about it? The Boys posted it at another forum and I thought it was funny,
so I posted it here in an effort to shed some humor on the subject!

 

[MistaFlava]

haha

 

[6er]

i think its funny.

when do they play oklahoma?

 

[CLefty]

I think they definitely handle Cub Scout Troop #101 if they aren't looking ahead to Detroit Blind Academy.:nohead:

 

[MSUSpartans]

WTF is this?

One of the most retard thread of the year.

Being a Lions' "fan", I found it amusing.

 

[coitus_maximus]

That IS ONE OF THE FUNNIEST POSTS I'VE RECENTLY READ.

Very amusing indeed!!!

 

[majestikmoose]

WTF is this?

One of the most retard thread of the year.

lighten up bro.:nohead:

 

[pubguy]

Preseason prop Det. ov 8 wins +140 u 8 wins -160.

 

[READYTOROLL]

ahahahaha this is CLASSIC.

 

[Jetplane]

That MNF game is gonna be a good one! *barf* Hope we don't see too much poop-dick or streaking gay fans.

 

[spreadproof]

lol, good stuff. I gotta post a poem my dad wrote 20 years ago about the lions. They were just as bad at the time and the poem applies to today's lions just the same.

 

[Coaster]

Classic, as said before.

 

[cashflow50]

come on guys...maybe they'll come out with a win! maybe the monday night one..lol

 

[outhousetim]

Just got down! Grab this before it moves!

Soft line. Took Taft Junior high -2.5 in the futures. Taft returns several key performers who figure to only get bigger and stronger over the break. Taft does it the old fashioned way...no steriods, just natural 13-14 year olds growing. This looks to be about a 10-14 point win.