Craigslist post in the Pittsburgh tickets section

[SundayTiger]

I posted this in the tickets section in Pittsburgh on craigslist today. It lasted for about an hour, before it got flagged. I got about 6 emails from fans. Emails varied from "You're a piece of shit" to "I hope someone smashes a bottle across your face." I put it up as a joke, but I really do have the tickets to the game. Should be a good one. Enjoy.

Title: 2 tickets on the glass for game 4
Location: (Fuck Crosby)

Dear Pens Fans,



I am a Caps fan from DC who has got his hands on two seats located directly against the glass for game 4. I plan on coming to town and pissing all over your shitty town and arena. My friend and I will be wearing RED Ovie jerseys sitting in the first row of your arena. I will bringing two huge signs to hopefully block the view of any Pens fans sitting behind me. One sign will read "Crosby wishes he was Ovie" and the second will read "Baghdad > Pittsburgh".



But first I wanted to offer the city of Shittsburgh a chance to take these tickets off my hands for the small price of $2000. Although I doubt anyone in your depressed city can afford $2000 tickets working for $12/hr at Westinghouse, I still wanted to give you losers the chance to take these tickets off a Caps fan. So anyone with serious inquires can email and maybe we can work something out.



Sincerely,

The guy who is about to dominate your city

 

[Spaded707]

Loool

 

[kingbill]

That is fantastic...

 

[SundayTiger]

Your choose Tiger as not only your avatar, but also part of your name. You refer to yourself as if in some way you're lacing them up for the Caps.

Man, that's the trifecta of sad, all in one post.

Pens fan? The post was a joke and meant to be funny. This guy has 6,000 posts on a message board and he is calling me sad?

 

[BCEAGLE1996]

Classic - people's lives depend on how a pro team plays - pathetic.

 

[TheWolf]

and Washington is a little slice of Heaven too.

 

[gtc08]

who would spend 2000 dollars on a hockey game. hockey sucks cack. how much did you get the tickets for.

 

[ParanoidAndroid]

Gee, two bozos from DC wearint Ovie jerseys, pretty f*cking original

 

[oldirtyku]

and Washington is a little slice of Heaven too.

Yep. Great place to live.

 

[SundayTiger]

who would spend 2000 dollars on a hockey game. hockey sucks cack. how much did you get the tickets for.

Free. My old mans best friend has been a season ticket holder for 20+ years. I asked him in January if I could have his seats if the caps met the pens in the playoffs. Got the match up after the Hurricane miracle.

 

[gijoe]

I don't live in Pittsburgh but I know they are laughing at you because Westinghouse has been closed for 20 years. Yes, 20 years ago they made $12 an hour.

 

[In2Win]

I ll be sitting right next to you with a sign that says ovechkin loves semin. laughing at you and your boyfriend

 

[SundayTiger]

I ll be sitting right next to you with a sign that says ovechkin loves semin. laughing at you and your boyfriend

HA! Im honestly not even a hockey fan. I just like to stir the pot. I am THE bandwagon caps fan. Hockey is such an irrelevant sport across our country. Sure it is popular in pockets, but overall no one cares.

Oh ya, 1-0 Caps.

 

[SundayTiger]

I don't live in Pittsburgh but I know they are laughing at you because Westinghouse has been closed for 20 years. Yes, 20 years ago they made $12 an hour.

Well they are certainly laughing here in DC at it. I sent it around to local radio stations and it has been getting some air play. If anyone is in DC tune into The Junkies tomorrow morning. They are going to read the post on air.

 

[FuriousDrew]

Baghdad > Pittsburgh had me laughing.

Great stuff :toast:

 

[moethepuppy]

If it were real, they wounldn't have made it out of there alive......

 

[doubledeuce22]

I posted this in the tickets section in Pittsburgh on craigslist today. It lasted for about an hour, before it got flagged. I got about 6 emails from fans. Emails varied from "You're a piece of shit" to "I hope someone smashes a bottle across your face." I put it up as a joke, but I really do have the tickets to the game. Should be a good one. Enjoy.

Title: 2 tickets on the glass for game 4
Location: (Fuck Crosby)

Dear Pens Fans,



I am a Caps fan from DC who has got his hands on two seats located directly against the glass for game 4. I plan on coming to town and pissing all over your shitty town and arena. My friend and I will be wearing RED Ovie jerseys sitting in the first row of your arena. I will bringing two huge signs to hopefully block the view of any Pens fans sitting behind me. One sign will read "Crosby wishes he was Ovie" and the second will read "Baghdad > Pittsburgh".



But first I wanted to offer the city of Shittsburgh a chance to take these tickets off my hands for the small price of $2000. Although I doubt anyone in your depressed city can afford $2000 tickets working for $12/hr at Westinghouse, I still wanted to give you losers the chance to take these tickets off a Caps fan. So anyone with serious inquires can email and maybe we can work something out.



Sincerely,

The guy who is about to dominate your city

 

[Willie99]

I think it's funny

 

[Illini]

hno:

 

[steaktartar]

hno:

@)