COP Calls 911..."I'm So Stoned"

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you can't overdose on weed. am i right?

You can't.

However, I've been very very paranoid and fucked up on brownies before. They can be potent as fuck, especially since the high doesn't kick fully in gear until later. You can't control the dosage as much as when you're just smoking up. I remember in my first cooking days I wasn't fully aware of what I could handle and how much was too much etc. and sometimes it just wasn't fun.

Now I know my weed/baking/ingestion ratio plus I'm just more experianced and just chilled. It was probably this guys first baking experiance (maybe even smoking?) when most people are like that.

Oh yeah, It's not important but this has been posted in the RR at least 2x.
 
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No one that I've ever heard of has died. This was just an idiot with a panic attack.

Of course this was stolen weed from the evidence room & he wasn't charged and allowed to quietly resign. Should have sold it like the rest of the cops, dummy.
 

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Haha the reaction by the newcasters was priceless. He should be fired for being dumb, not eating chocolate...."I think we're dead". :lolBIG:
 
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Shit, there was a story in Denver maybe a year(2?) ago about the shit that vanished from the evidence room. Tons of everything-especially the coke\meth. Wish I would have kept it, it was pretty bad.
 

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So a cop steals weed from the evidence room and he gets to just resign. What a break he got from the HIGHER ups.
 

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Here in Costa Rica its not uncommon for police to get tons and tons of coke on busts as CR is a bridge from Columbia and its never a rounded number. Like a couple days ago they stopped a fishing boat with 998 kilos of coke. What happened to the other 2 kilos? Same thing with the money too they confiscate.......... Crooked ass cops down here........

:monsters-

FI
 

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"....you can't overdose on weed. am i right?"

SH: No.

One can most definitely overdose when consuming cannabis, just like any ingestable substance.

However, with cannabis, there's no way one can FATALLY overdose.

Most common symptoms of cannabis overdose are nervousness (paranoia perhaps), restlessness, getting sleepy, getting too silly, red eyes etc

The DEA of all places has a fairly decent list of overdose symptoms for marijuana. It's just that they present it in the context that all they symptoms should be viewed as real scary and dangerous.

In fact, any overdose symptoms related to cannabis consumption can be overcome by just laying down and taking a nap for a couple hours.
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<!--StartFragment -->HERE"S THE EXPANDED version of the 911 call from this dork of a cop

Classic moment at the end when it's clear he's a member of the Rx handicapping forum in Michigan
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http://www.filecabi.net/video/overdosecop911call.html

"I think we're dead. Time is goiing by really, really, really slow..."

"My wife is laying on the ground of the living room"

and best of all

"What's the score of the Red Wings game? I just want to make sure this is not some kind of hallucination I'm having"

"My mother in law just got here, too."

Comedy Gold
 

I say vee cut off your Chonson !!!!
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Fucinlucky is correct , Brownies can put you in Banana land quick ... when smoking you know how much your getting , with Brownies ( unless you made them yourself ) You don't know if theirs a half once mixed in or a half pound ... I ate 3 brownies before a plane ride once , next thing I know I woke up passed out in the lobby , ended up missing my flight ... and waking up with the biggest fukking cotton mouth I can imagine .....
 

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