Chad Johnson to change name to OCHO CINCO

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http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/sh...lly-wants-Ocho-Cinco-on-his-je?urn=nfl,100528



Chad Johnson really wants 'Ocho Cinco' on his jersey


By MJD

And since the NFL won't be adopting an XFL-like "Wear whatever you want on the back of your jersey" policy anytime soon, Chad's got two options: 1) Wear "Ocho Cinco" on the back of his jersey and pay massive fines every time he does it, or 2) actually have his name legally changed to "Ocho Cinco."
According to Pro Football Talk, Chad has "taken the first steps in the state of Florida toward legally changing his last name to Ocho Cinco."


I don't know what to tell you here. This isn't a normal guy. Maybe that's good, maybe that's bad ... I'm in no position to judge. As I've said before, I believe that Chad just likes to make noise with his mouth, and has little or no concern for the meaning of the words that might come out of it (and here's more bizarre evidence of that).


If the name change did actually happen, I don't know if I could bring myself to actually call him Ocho Cinco. On one hand, people have the right to be called whatever they want, but on the other hand, I don't feel like I'm doing Chad Johnson any favors by indulging his megalomaniacal whims.


You know, If your child comes to you one day and says, "Daddy, I want to be called 'Xontar, the Andromeda Galaxy's Prince of Pounding Spaghetti-O's'," I don't think it's in the best interests of the child if you enroll him in school as "Xontar, the Andromeda Galaxy's Prince of Pounding Spaghetti-O's."


He's a kid. It's a phase. And I'm not sure that we're dealing with any greater emotional capacity here with Chad.
 

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Obvious to see what he's doing. A new "ocho cinco" jersey will be one of the hottest sellers in the NFL, the player gets a % of all jersey sales. Their ya go
 

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If his name is legally ocho cinco I can assure you that's what his jersey will read
 

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Chad Johnson is an idiot. He just is.

Too bad he's such a damn good football player.
 

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Gotta admit I love Chad's antics. I'm not sure why because I generally roll my eyes whenever I see athletes pulling this shit, but his is just funnier for some reason.
 

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Actually the quote, "He's a kid" is attributed to the author of the Yahoo blog piece.

But I do agree.
 

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Obvious to see what he's doing. A new "ocho cinco" jersey will be one of the hottest sellers in the NFL, the player gets a % of all jersey sales. Their ya go


already got one :toast:
 

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If he changes his name to Ocho Cinco, wouldn't the jersey just have Cinco on it?
 

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Why do people like him? Cause he's funny and he doesnt hurt anyone!

I'd much rather watch a guy celebrate touchdowns, pull out a cell phone, come out in a suit, etc than fight dogs, not go to practice, quit the team, get arrested, etc.

The guy is funny, he doesn't hurt anyone, that's why people laugh
 

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maybe its me, but i think a prerequisite for legally changing your last name to something spanish should probably be, well .... knowing how to say eighty-five correctly.

:think2:
 

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maybe its me, but i think a prerequisite for legally changing your last name to something spanish should probably be, well .... knowing how to say eighty-five correctly.

:think2:


Ochenta y Cinco doesn't exactly flow/roll off the tongue like Ocho Cinco.
 

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