Celery = Good Sex = Good Health

[donkeybucks]

When I initially thought of doing this thread I thought it would be more Rubber Room material but then thought it would be more fitting in the health forum.

I recently learned ( yeah, I know, you all probably knew this a long time ago) that one of Peter North's cum tricks is that he eats alot of celery the night before a shoot (no pun intended). Supposedly celery makes you produce alot of cum.

Anyone heard of this and tried it?

I'm wondering if I go the grocery store and start buying alot of celery if people will look at me and know what I'm up to.

 

[whalewager]

nah they will think you are just a f ag who eats celery

 

[donkeybucks]

nah they will think you are just a f ag who eats celery

Really? They would think that? Shit, I'm not even a f ag. But if I was it would be ok I guess but since I'm not I won't be buying celery anymore.

 

[whalewager]

look at it this way....what guy is going to go to the grocery store and but a bunch of celery?

you gotta throw in a cpl gallons of ice cream and some pickles to make them think ur buying it for your pregnant wife

 

[donkeybucks]

look at it this way....what guy is going to go to the grocery store and but a bunch of celery?

you gotta throw in a cpl gallons of ice cream and some pickles to make them think ur buying it for your pregnant wife

I don't know why you crack me up but this sounds like an awful lot of trouble to go buy celery.

:lol:

 

[donkeybucks]

Fuck carrots. Eat more celery.

 

[hggy]

haha... i don't like celery

 

[Scoops]

:bunnies:Just try it. ,,And drink pineappele juice with it.The ladies love it.

 

[TopDawg24]

tell her to close her eyes when ur shooting it in her face and then grab someo elmer's glue and squeeze it on her mouth