Cat feeding tip, if going away...

[Doug]

If you're going away , say for a week, and worry kitty's waterbowl will evaporate, I have the solution to the problem !

Leave kitty plenty of dry food. Remove lid from toilet tank, place under your bed, put seat down.

Kitty is good for a week ! My cat will drink out of toilet tank. I'd drink out of it myself, for money. Nothing close to Fear Factor. I'll drink a glass of toilet tank water, before eating a bull's penis, any day of the week.

I'll do it for $500.

 

[Tulsa]

Doug...I'm surprised this one never got a response.

It is insanity all neatly packaged in one paragraph of normal, everyday letters and words! LOL! It's a good idea, but where did bull penises and you drinking toilet water come into the picture? laughing loud..... tulsa

 

[Marino]

weird, the forum douche that signs his name after every post cant understand why an incoherent thread was ignored


well, at least it gave you another opportunity to show your ignorance and type your name...

good to know your laughing loud...fhaggot

 

[Doug]

I tell guys how to use matchplay with 75% guaranteed returns, and this comes back... it's still valid... but not my best.

 

[Marino]

seems to me that the people that understand your bullshit are leaving on the craft in your avatar


perhaps you should join them


tulsa

 

[Doug]

I think I was drunk , when I wrote this one. I've subsequently repaired the turlet, and replaced the lid, thus denying Cooter access to the tank. I'd consider removing lid if going away for an extended period and leaving cat to survive my return, more likely board Cooter with a friend.

 

[Marino]

good show doug


just remember to let everyone know how the people from planet Moron are doing

thanks in advance

 

[Doug]

seems to me that the people that understand your bullshit are leaving on the craft in your avatar


perhaps you should join them


tulsa

Who you attacking ? I don't really care ! Personally , I make many posts, some very stupid, others quite good !

 

[Marino]

can' wait for the good one doug

let me guess...people from planet neptare are hitting at 80%


stay queer doug

 

[Doug]

FU and you're 155 posts ! I won't come down here often, some people learn things from others and help and contribute. I like to think I've helped some and contributed, I know I have !

 

[Tulsa]

Doug...man, it's no big deal, but it was a funny post. Now, marino has me laughing so hard, well, just laughing...forget the hard part as that could be used by a malicious poster, not that there are any on here....but this, this following quote....LOL!!!!

>>>seems to me that the people that understand your bullshit are leaving on the craft in your avatar<<<

Doug, man...don't let marino bother you....he's just pretty damn funny sometimes....LOL! He spreads it around in a oddly fair fashion. I think I went to high school with this guy. Doug...if you feel like you are being attacked, hell, read the shit he's posted about me.

it's been a real blast....goodnight. Marino...you know I've made you laugh tonight, you dumb fuck. tulsa

 

[Marino]

Cuz you're good enough, you're smart enough, and gosh darn it Doug, people like you



get a clue captain queer...quit with the ignorant bullshit

maybe when I hit 5000 posts you'll realize what a douche you are...and then again maybe not


yawn

 

[Doug]

Doug...man, it's no big deal, but it was a funny post. Now, marino has me laughing so hard, well, just laughing...forget the hard part as that could be used by a malicious poster, not that there are any on here....but this, this following quote....LOL!!!!

>>>seems to me that the people that understand your bullshit are leaving on the craft in your avatar<<<

Doug, man...don't let marino bother you....he's just pretty damn funny sometimes....LOL! He spreads it around in a oddly fair fashion. I think I went to high school with this guy. Doug...if you feel like you are being attacked, hell, read the shit he's posted about me.

it's been a real blast....goodnight. Marino...you know I've made you laugh tonight, you dumb fuck. tulsa

We are not amused ! DougJ is not JJGold, Sherman,Jeffjones, Fishhead, Joureyman,Xpanda, Stanford Wong,Roxygurl,Fezzik, or anybody else.

Goodnight children, tip the babysitter ! :sad3:

 

[johnskelington]

That's funny shit....I laughed my ass off reading that.

 

[Tulsa]

I have to bump this one up again a year later

This is one of the funniest threads I've ever seen.

bump

tulsa