guess in your world it's still 9/10/01
so, saying that, in the morning, terrorists will hijack 4 planes. 2 will be crashed in the twin towers (the world trade center), 1 will hit the pentagon, and 1 will crash in a field in Pennsylvania.
soon thereafter, the economy will tank, money will be spent to go to war. The Taliban (the terrorist), will be defeated, Osama bin Laden will hide out in a cave somewhere, Bush's intelligence people will inform him of WMD's (weapons of mass destruction)in Iraq. We will invade Iraq, kill Saddam Hussein's terrorist sons, capture Saddam, uncover hundreds of thousands of mass graves, the terrorist will also invade Iraq, and we'll be fighting them tooth and nail in Iraq instead of the USA (Thank God), and then, we will have a record deficit.
As far as the "record surplus", try "projected record surplus". You know, the surplus we may have unless something goes terribly wrong (i.e. a terror attack, a war, ect)
remember, surplus= the taxpayers money. not Washington's money.