NBAsia: When do you arrive
Braveheart: I’ll arrive 10am Friday morning in HK.
NBAsia: Ok I look forward to meeting you. But before you even step in hotel room you must go for nice Asian massage to relax.
Braveheart: No problem man
Later on
NBAsia: So you had nice massage you feel great?
Braveheart: It was an adventure that I will say
NBAsia: Why what happen?
Braveheart: I got a towel and went in. Man it seems I didn’t have much need for a towel I’ve never seen so much Chinese cock in one room my whole life.
Braveheart: And all so pequeno man. You are like all these other Chinese NBAsia?
NBAsia: Stop being wiseass how was the massage. Some real nice girls huh?
Braveheart: I’m 6’3 man and am towering over all these Chinese guys. And of course being the only black guy in the room all these pretty Chinese girls looking at me.
Braveheart: I decided to go sit in the hot tub and relax for a while before the massage.
NBAsia: You like Chinese hot-tub huh very nice very nice.
Braveheart: Yes Chinese hot-tub very nice very nice until smelly Chinese pile in and you see something floating on top of the water then realize you are swimming in Chinese pubic hair.
NBAsia: So you left then found nice girl?
Braveheart: I follow some guys into next room where I think they are going to get nice girl. Some guy bring me a menu he say what do you want I say English tea he say no what do you want. I looked inside I think sensible to order simple Chinese massage if good next time I’ll order desert also.
NBAsia: So they took you up to your room?
Braveheart: Yes but I take one look at the girl big problems man. It’s like I ended up the place where they pension off the old masseurs either due to arthiritis in the knuckles or sticky mouth syndrome. This girl looked like she had been around the block a few times. But still only basic massage what can go wrong.
NBAsia: Yes Chinese basic massage very basic indeed
Braveheart: Everything was going fine man. Then all of a sudden she’s doing my legs getting higher and higher up. Then she goes right for the crown jewels, man I nearly fell out of my chair. I recomposed myself and lied back down. But again she start tickling my balls man. I can hear her say “I want you happy happy”. I say “no happy happy no no no no” she say “happy happy is very nice” I say “yes young girls make me happy happy you crappy crappy”.
Braveheart: Man she grabbed my balls so tight I though I was going to scream. I just leave right there pay by bill and limp as fast as I can to hotel room.
NBAsia: You get shit action in massage parlour I very sorry man so I give you very nice action in NBA tonight. Bet as much as you can on Celtics Under 186, Pacers +4.5 and Sonics over 201.5 all these plays are locks 2-1 is GUARANTEED.
NBAsia: I’m sorry about your unhappy time man I already spent the profit from NBA tonight on a nice asian treat for you. Tomorrow we get you dirty Chinese massage with Chow Min friend Fan Li. She proper asian girl suck you **** you then cook duck for you.
NBAsia: I have to go man Li Chang stuck in China I need to bribe Immigrationto get him home, I sold Mercedes to pay debt and taxi drivers don’t work until Li Chang give them more winning picks. I stuck in flat with Chow Min it's good but now I'm very tired.
Recap
NBAsia “You get shit action in massage parlour I very sorry man so I give you very nice action in NBA tonight” plays for Friday
Cavaliers @ Celtics, Under 186.5
Pacers @ Mavericks, Pacers +4.5
Grizzlies @ Sonics, Over 201.5
[This message was edited by Braveheart on January 09, 2004 at 06:23 PM.]
Braveheart: I’ll arrive 10am Friday morning in HK.
NBAsia: Ok I look forward to meeting you. But before you even step in hotel room you must go for nice Asian massage to relax.
Braveheart: No problem man
Later on
NBAsia: So you had nice massage you feel great?
Braveheart: It was an adventure that I will say
NBAsia: Why what happen?
Braveheart: I got a towel and went in. Man it seems I didn’t have much need for a towel I’ve never seen so much Chinese cock in one room my whole life.
Braveheart: And all so pequeno man. You are like all these other Chinese NBAsia?
NBAsia: Stop being wiseass how was the massage. Some real nice girls huh?
Braveheart: I’m 6’3 man and am towering over all these Chinese guys. And of course being the only black guy in the room all these pretty Chinese girls looking at me.
Braveheart: I decided to go sit in the hot tub and relax for a while before the massage.
NBAsia: You like Chinese hot-tub huh very nice very nice.
Braveheart: Yes Chinese hot-tub very nice very nice until smelly Chinese pile in and you see something floating on top of the water then realize you are swimming in Chinese pubic hair.
NBAsia: So you left then found nice girl?
Braveheart: I follow some guys into next room where I think they are going to get nice girl. Some guy bring me a menu he say what do you want I say English tea he say no what do you want. I looked inside I think sensible to order simple Chinese massage if good next time I’ll order desert also.
NBAsia: So they took you up to your room?
Braveheart: Yes but I take one look at the girl big problems man. It’s like I ended up the place where they pension off the old masseurs either due to arthiritis in the knuckles or sticky mouth syndrome. This girl looked like she had been around the block a few times. But still only basic massage what can go wrong.
NBAsia: Yes Chinese basic massage very basic indeed
Braveheart: Everything was going fine man. Then all of a sudden she’s doing my legs getting higher and higher up. Then she goes right for the crown jewels, man I nearly fell out of my chair. I recomposed myself and lied back down. But again she start tickling my balls man. I can hear her say “I want you happy happy”. I say “no happy happy no no no no” she say “happy happy is very nice” I say “yes young girls make me happy happy you crappy crappy”.
Braveheart: Man she grabbed my balls so tight I though I was going to scream. I just leave right there pay by bill and limp as fast as I can to hotel room.
NBAsia: You get shit action in massage parlour I very sorry man so I give you very nice action in NBA tonight. Bet as much as you can on Celtics Under 186, Pacers +4.5 and Sonics over 201.5 all these plays are locks 2-1 is GUARANTEED.
NBAsia: I’m sorry about your unhappy time man I already spent the profit from NBA tonight on a nice asian treat for you. Tomorrow we get you dirty Chinese massage with Chow Min friend Fan Li. She proper asian girl suck you **** you then cook duck for you.
NBAsia: I have to go man Li Chang stuck in China I need to bribe Immigrationto get him home, I sold Mercedes to pay debt and taxi drivers don’t work until Li Chang give them more winning picks. I stuck in flat with Chow Min it's good but now I'm very tired.
Recap
NBAsia “You get shit action in massage parlour I very sorry man so I give you very nice action in NBA tonight” plays for Friday
Cavaliers @ Celtics, Under 186.5
Pacers @ Mavericks, Pacers +4.5
Grizzlies @ Sonics, Over 201.5
[This message was edited by Braveheart on January 09, 2004 at 06:23 PM.]
U know, as i continue to read with rapt attention...i remember back to when i used to watch those family sitcoms where there was all these issues going on and then somehow in the end there was a moral to be learned. these stories also deal with some issues <ie: bad massages> and the moral of the story at the end <his top plays for the day> Mmmmm makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside!!! ill be tuning in tomorrow for another episode....
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Brave, you sound Asian all of the sudden
Brave, you sound Asian all of the sudden
