I think they have Muslims proclivities and anger towards the white people. Also they are liberal and this be no good for the hard working and the wealthy people. I don't think Obama wife is a nice person cause she is to angry to be nice. This is how I roll on this here matter.
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I can't take credit for being that clever. Here is where it came from:
Enjoy
In case you missed it. Here is the Washington Post's Mensa Invitational
which once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by
adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.
The winners are:
1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject
financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.
2. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.
3. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you
realize it was your money to start with.
4. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
5. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright
ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of
breaking down in the near future.
6. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of
getting laid.
7. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
8. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person
who doesn't get it.
9. Inoculatte: To take coffee! intravenously when you are running late.
10. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.
11. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)
12. Karmageddon: It's when everybody is sending off all these really bad
vibes, and then the Earth explodes, and it's a serious bummer.
13. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming
only things that are good for you
14. Glibido: All talk and no action.
15. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they
come at you rapidly.
16. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've
accidentally walked through a spider web.
17. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your
bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
18. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the
fruit you're eating.
The Washington Post has also published the winning submissions to its
yearly contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for common
words.
And the winners are:
1. coffee, n. the person upon whom one coughs.
2. flabbergasted, adj. appalled by discovering how much weight one has
gained.
3. abdicate, v. to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
4. esplanade, v. to attempt an explanation while drunk.
5. willy-nilly, adj. impotent.
6. negligent, adj. absentmindedly answering the door when wearing only a
nightgown.
7. lymph, v. to walk with a lisp.
8. gargoyle, n. olive-flavored mouthwash.
9. flatulence, n. emergency vehicle that picks up someone who has been run
over by a steamroller.
10. balderdash, n. a rapidly receding hairline.
11. testicle, n. a humorous question on an exam.
12. rectitude, n. the formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists.
13. pokemon, n. a Rastafarian proctologist.
14. oyster, n. a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms.
15. Frisbeetarianism, n. the belief that, after death, the soul flies up
onto the roof and gets stuck there.
16. circumvent, n. an opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish
men
Here is how to shut up them DEEP THINKERS from the Right with their Rove emailed "Obama is a Muslim"
Ask em the following:
"So he was dropped into a Muslim school at 6 yrs of age .... and according to your logic that 40 yrs later he is still a Muslim though sworn in on a Bible and been a follower of the Catholic Faith for over 2 decades ... Is that correct?"
When they say Yes ... ask them the following: "So based on your argument ... President Bush is still a Homosexual?"
In 1976, the Bush family arranged for George to join Worthy Creations, a church group in El Paso that focuses on converting homosexuals through faith. A year later, Bush claimed to be straight, born again, and engaged to Laura Welch
IT GETS THE "DEEP THINKERS" FROM THE RIGHT A "TAD BIT" INTO THE "UUHHHHHHHHH .... UUHHHHHHHHHH .." ZONE
Ask em the following:
"So he was dropped into a Muslim school at 6 yrs of age .... and according to your logic that 40 yrs later he is still a Muslim though sworn in on a Bible and been a follower of the Catholic Faith for over 2 decades ... Is that correct?"
When they say Yes ... ask them the following: "So based on your argument ... President Bush is still a Homosexual?"
In 1976, the Bush family arranged for George to join Worthy Creations, a church group in El Paso that focuses on converting homosexuals through faith. A year later, Bush claimed to be straight, born again, and engaged to Laura Welch
IT GETS THE "DEEP THINKERS" FROM THE RIGHT A "TAD BIT" INTO THE "UUHHHHHHHHH .... UUHHHHHHHHHH .." ZONE
