I have a hard enough time reading the sports page with my being very lazy, dumb and hard time concentrating with my small attention span. Do you think I am going to waste my afternoon reading some boring article by some loser named Fezzik. That sounds like something that came out of me last night in the toilet. What the hell is a Fezzik anyways?
But that's not why I am responding here Mr Maxwell. You came in here 2 days ago with a hockey trivia question, we all take stabs at it, and now you don't even have the decency to tell us the answer and just leave us hanging. If you're going to ask a trivia question there Chucky, why not give us the answer instead having me have to come here and ask you for it. Trivia questions should always have an answer to them, don't you think so.
If you don't smarten up Charlie, I will be forced to give you a Fezzik, and trust me, you don't want that.