April Fools (and it's only January) (Formerly: I'm going to blow my brains out in two minutes)

[MiltonPoet]

I'm tired of living, tired of all the bullshit that goes on, tired of the way the world is. Hatred, thievery, gangs, war, psychos, cutthroat jungle out there. I don't want to live anymore. I'm going to use this Navy Colt 38 and blow my brains out in exactly two minutes.

[This message was edited by Milton Poet on 01-06-03 at 12:19 AM.]

[This message was edited by Milton Poet on 01-06-03 at 12:20 AM.]

 

Does that mean you will stop posting??? /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

 

[MiltonPoet]

one minute

 

[MiltonPoet]

30 seconds

 

[MiltonPoet]

10 seconds

 

[MiltonPoet]

Darn, no bullets in the gun

brb

 

think of all the things you will miss. bad descision my friend. if things are that bad, it can only get better.

 

[MiltonPoet]

Stupid unreasonable stores. Closed at this hour!

I'll have to wait till the stores open tomorrow. I'll keep everybody updated.

 

[MiltonPoet]

Actually, if I blew my brains out, who'd feed my cat?

 

Nothing more useless than an empty gun. /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif


Simple Game. /infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

 

there you go. pretty easy to find a reason to live. glad to hear you will be staying with us.

 

[MiltonPoet]

I could blow the cat's brains out first.

That'd be stupid. It's perfectly happy with the way the world is.

You'd be happy too if you had a place to sleep and could sleep for 16 hours a day and had food to eat and didn't have to pay for any of it and your only concern was keeping your fur clean with your tongue.

 

I'll take care of the cat, now, times awastin!



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The cat deserves better. /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif



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[MiltonPoet]

Good news! A neighbor said she'd take care of the cat. And I found a bullet in a box I thought was empty.

I've tried to kill myself before. I always screw it up.

Not this time.

I'm going to do it right this time.

I'm going to soak my clothes in gasoline, climb up a tree, tie a rope around my neck and the other end to a limb, then set my clothes on fire, jump from the tree, and pull the trigger. One of those three has to kill me!

 

[MiltonPoet]

cya all on the other side.

 

Smart man, thinking ahead, making a plan. /infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif



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When i get down man..I always bet the 49ers and the over man... /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

 

Cool, the guy should be dead now, anyone mind if i move this dumb shit to Rubber Room now? /infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif



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[MiltonPoet]

Of all the bad luck!!!!! /infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif

I was sitting in the tree, rope around my neck. I flicked the lighter, set my clothes aflame, jumped from the tree and pulled the trigger.

As I jumped, the darn gun got caught on a branch and pulled upward as the hammer hit. It shot clean through the rope and I fell into the swimming pool, which put out the fire.

If I hadn't been a good swimmer, I'd have drowned.