Anyone ever shit their pants?

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I did once......19 years old.

Couldn't control it.


SHIT EVERYWHERE
 

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Almost daily. I stuff it in glass jars I store under my bed. :aktion033
 

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I sharted while cooking naked a little while back, nothing hit the floor but there was some turd webbing happening, probably could have blown an impressive turd bubble but nothing that had to be mopped up.
 

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Once a few years ago. Went out to dinner, feeling a bit sick on the way home but thought I could make it.

Squirted a bit, stopped at a Kohls and threw out my underwear in their bathroom.
 

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Ive come close multiple times...even had to pull over once in middle of road and shit in woods...no chance of making it home
 

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Ate at this over priced shitty taste Caribbean place down the road and my ass feels like it's been falling out for a week. Couple Sharts and clinch walks
 

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I forgot to today so I retrieved my water log out of the crapper with a soup ladle and placed it in the dryer with my dark clothes. Soumi
 

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Ever left a Reservior Dog?

Take the lid off the back, and duce right in the back?

Obv, you don't do this at your own house, but it never goes away.. Every flush brings up more shit water, and the only way to get it to stop is to fish it out.

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Ever left a Reservior Dog?

Take the lid off the back, and duce right in the back?

Obv, you don't do this at your own house, but it never goes away.. Every flush brings up more shit water, and the only way to get it to stop is to fish it out.

Just Sayin

Shit yeah. I got my technique down and everything. Soumi
 

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A few years ago a golfing vacation in the Tampa area. On the way to a Private Country Club, I had a fart get away from me. While standing in the mens room washing my pants in the sink, A guy walks in takes one look and left without doing his biz. I think I had some bad seafood.
 

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i'd be more worried about it if had shit in someone else's pants....
 

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