My favorite number at the track is 69 although I haven't gotten out there lately. Last time I went I got stopped by a cop for speed hiking while wearing 6 pairs of socks, and luckily he just gave me a warning. I had just came from a store after buying Blueberry Pop Tarts which are my favorite.
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Double A:
I got pulled over last night and the guy only gave me a warning. Man I thought i was going to have to suck his dick or something. Sometimes breaks do go your way
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Basically only happens to hot chicks. He must have thought you were cute.
I got pulled over last night and the guy only gave me a warning. Man I thought i was going to have to suck his dick or something. Sometimes breaks do go your way
Basically only happens to hot chicks. He must have thought you were cute.
honestly - about 4 or 5 times.
one time i was coming home from the final night of traffic school and it was really close whether i blew a red light or not. the cop pulled me over and asked where i was coming from. i told him traffic school - and since i was about 3 blox from the courtroom he let me go.
the maddest i ever got at a cop (although i didn't blow up at him - just internally mad) was the time he pulled me over on the 405 freeway in so cal. i was doing about 75 since it was like 1A and there were about 10 cars on the freeway. thankfully he let me go. what the hell he was doing pulling me over at that hour at that speed is beyond stupid.
one time i was coming home from the final night of traffic school and it was really close whether i blew a red light or not. the cop pulled me over and asked where i was coming from. i told him traffic school - and since i was about 3 blox from the courtroom he let me go.
the maddest i ever got at a cop (although i didn't blow up at him - just internally mad) was the time he pulled me over on the 405 freeway in so cal. i was doing about 75 since it was like 1A and there were about 10 cars on the freeway. thankfully he let me go. what the hell he was doing pulling me over at that hour at that speed is beyond stupid.
FIRST thing i do when i get pulled over is place my hands on the steering wheel. this way they can see them and no longer have to worry about whether i am going to try and shoot him/her. doing so places them in a much better and relaxed atmosphere - and also increases my chances of getting only a warning. when asked for my ID - i get it SLOWLY - so once again - he doesn't think i am trying to quicklky reach for something to try and shoot him.
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I learned that years ago, puts a cop at ease to see both hands up high on steering wheel. At night, I also turn on interior light.
wil.
I learned that years ago, puts a cop at ease to see both hands up high on steering wheel. At night, I also turn on interior light.
wil.
add one more to the list
driving home from vegas saturday, may 8
i am about 15 miles outside baker - driving back to so cal. traffic is light so i am doing like most people - basically as fast as possible.
that is until a CHP pulls me over. it was around 5:3)p - so still daylight - so when he pulled me over - hands on the wheel as soon as the ignition is turned off - and there they stay until he comes to the side of the car.
he asks if i know what the speed limit is for the area. i say around 70/75. he tells me this is a construction zone - meaning it is 55. he tells me i was doing about 85 (sounds about right - honestly). he asks me if i know what doing 85 in a contsruction zone where fines are double is worth? i tell him i have no clue and hope to never find out - laughing. he says a few more words and then tells me i am lucky i am only getting a warning. i agree with him and thank him (did i ever).
driving home from vegas saturday, may 8
i am about 15 miles outside baker - driving back to so cal. traffic is light so i am doing like most people - basically as fast as possible.
that is until a CHP pulls me over. it was around 5:3)p - so still daylight - so when he pulled me over - hands on the wheel as soon as the ignition is turned off - and there they stay until he comes to the side of the car.
he asks if i know what the speed limit is for the area. i say around 70/75. he tells me this is a construction zone - meaning it is 55. he tells me i was doing about 85 (sounds about right - honestly). he asks me if i know what doing 85 in a contsruction zone where fines are double is worth? i tell him i have no clue and hope to never find out - laughing. he says a few more words and then tells me i am lucky i am only getting a warning. i agree with him and thank him (did i ever).
It depends on the area you live in. I've been in a car, either a driver or passenger, and have been pulled over or stopped by a cop at least 10 times. The only time the driver got a ticket was when we were in Waterbury (ghetto). Every other time it was just a warning because we were in a rural town.
One time, myself and 4 friends were caught setting off fireworks at a park around midnight. They pretended to arrest my friend, telling him he had outstanding speeding ticket. After that, they just told us to go home and not light fireworks off at the park anymore.
One time, myself and 4 friends were caught setting off fireworks at a park around midnight. They pretended to arrest my friend, telling him he had outstanding speeding ticket. After that, they just told us to go home and not light fireworks off at the park anymore.
I wouldn't say it was so much a warning but I had a horseshoe up my ass.
I was out partying with some of my boys, I was about 18 we had some speed and LSD (Kids are stupid) I didn't have my licence it was taken away because of too many speeding tickets, anyways I was driving home, I was about 500 metres from my house when my guts started to twist and turn. I knew I wasn't going to make it so I pulled over on the side of the road and started Puking. In the corner of my eye I saw the reds and blues in the rear view mirror. I was still trippin at this point...
"Hello son, have you been drinking tonight"
"um no sir, I was at my girlfriends house and she made me some dinner, it was bad and I thought I could make it home but I couldn't and well I love my girlfriend but she can't cook and I only live up the road and...."
Luckily he interrupted my speed induced verbal diarrhea with a big laugh
"Ha ha ha" His face was melting at this point, I think his cop mustache was singing to me.
"My wife is the worst cook, we've been together for 20 years and I still can't eat her..." My brain sort of trailed off at this point.
Then he asks me "Are you going to be ok to get home"
"Actually sir, could you follow me, just in case I get sick again"
The cop agreed and It felt like it took me 10 minutes to drive the final 500 metres home.
I gave him a wave as I tried to make my way up my front steps.
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I was out partying with some of my boys, I was about 18 we had some speed and LSD (Kids are stupid) I didn't have my licence it was taken away because of too many speeding tickets, anyways I was driving home, I was about 500 metres from my house when my guts started to twist and turn. I knew I wasn't going to make it so I pulled over on the side of the road and started Puking. In the corner of my eye I saw the reds and blues in the rear view mirror. I was still trippin at this point...
"Hello son, have you been drinking tonight"
"um no sir, I was at my girlfriends house and she made me some dinner, it was bad and I thought I could make it home but I couldn't and well I love my girlfriend but she can't cook and I only live up the road and...."
Luckily he interrupted my speed induced verbal diarrhea with a big laugh
"Ha ha ha" His face was melting at this point, I think his cop mustache was singing to me.
"My wife is the worst cook, we've been together for 20 years and I still can't eat her..." My brain sort of trailed off at this point.
Then he asks me "Are you going to be ok to get home"
"Actually sir, could you follow me, just in case I get sick again"
The cop agreed and It felt like it took me 10 minutes to drive the final 500 metres home.
I gave him a wave as I tried to make my way up my front steps.
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