Anyone else afraid of their wife?

[shdw01]

lots of examples I will have to add as they come to mind.

- When I have a really obvious shirt tan it is because I spent so much time doing yardwork during the day, not cause I went golf when she was at work.

- A few years ago I was at a wedding, I lost the fucking parking structure ticket so I snuck back out, paid the fucking $80 lost ticket fee and went back in to grab a new ticket. Wasn't worth the lecture of her finding out i lost the ticket

- when I play poker with the buddies, "I win almost every time". I pretty much have a chart. and with these returns she would be a fool to tell me to stop
if I win $500+, then I won 1/2 of that. If i lose $200 or less, then I won a little.....if I lose over $200 then I lost a little...i somehow never lose big

 

[shdw01]

if my wife finishes work after 8 and I ate dinner with buddies, I suck it up and eat a second dinner

 

[TheFalls]

lol!!!

so funny.

I used to be like that.
Now I'm completely honest. No lies. No secrets anymore.
And life is good.

 

[bigbet1234]

Do it now, and not later

 

[Mr_Mark]

this thread has some great potential

 

[shane-o-mac]

is she under the impression you are a paid rx mod?

 

[doubledeuce22]

This thread is the biggest reason I cannot see myself getting married.. It's a pathetic way to have to live, yet everyone I know who's married has it this way. Worst part is these woman can do whatever the f they want, yet we are forced to lie about what time or if we ate. F that.

 

[C.P.]

HA...this shit jumped the shark some 20+ years ago for me...

full disclosure for me...no-brainer here....

can't wait to hear some TALL TALES....

 

[shdw01]

Yeah, I"m hoping to hear some stories but instead seems like i'm the only dumbass.



-my wife is a nurse and sometimes works the 7pm-7:30am shift. A few weeks ago, she was on the night shift, I went to play poker and lost track of time It was about 7:30 and I drove home like I shit my pants. I got home and had just enough time to wash a few dishes I said i would and turn the light off. didn't even make it to the bedroom when she got home. I had to turn on the tv and pretend like i fell asleep on the couch. I wonder if she thinks I was just a lazy ass when I slept til 2pm

 

[shdw01]

is she under the impression you are a paid rx mod?

I wish shane. If i was an rx mod i'd be getting BJs every night while I watch sports and ban guys on the rx.

 

[tanner12oz]

My girl is a drunk with a history of mental health issues...you bet your ass I'm scared of her

 

[shdw01]

My girl is a drunk with a history of mental health issues...you bet your ass I'm scared of her

my wife is like a 5th degree Judo black belt. in her high school HOF and back to back player of the year in the state

 

[REDEYE]

I was afraid when she tried to run me over in her car........

 

[HamGlaze]

Afraid? Hell, John Entwistle made a song out of it with The Who...

 

[Bourn]

In a relationship/marriage there is always someone in the driver seat. It's always best to be in the driver seat, but the trick is to not abuse your role in the driver seat as it can change throughout the relationship and then karma plays it's role. Right now she is definitely in the driver seat and has you racing around like your mom is coming home. Dude. Scene control, man.

If anyone is thinking no one is in the driver seat in your relationship/marriage guess what? It's not you. It's pretty much like the saying "if you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the poker table, you ARE the sucker ".

 

[MikeB]

I knew you were a pussy shdw, but damn.......

 

[Mr_Mark]

Texas man afraid of wife, fakes kidnapping to go drink with friends....

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2013/oct/8/texas-man-afraid-wife-fakes-kidnapping-drink-frien/

 

[Mr_Mark]

^^
above post is NOT my story :Carcajada:

 

[EzMoney012]

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Texas man afraid of wife, fakes kidnapping to go drink with friends....

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2013/oct/8/texas-man-afraid-wife-fakes-kidnapping-drink-frien/

 

[shdw01]

I'm totally in the drivers seat....i raced past my wife on the highway to get home.

i don't mind letting her think she is the boss as long as i still get to do what I want. if push came to shove, she knows that she wouldn't be able to do much without me