Any of you guys ever smelt 3 boxes at once?..I know can say I have!

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EL BANDITO
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Some of you guys may think I am an asshole but I gamble as much as anyone and can talk sports with the best of them..But I have one glaring weakness, I love the scent of female poon tang. I aint bullshitting here guys as I can anonymously come on here and tell it like it is

I have been blessed enough in my days that I have owned a little property to rent..I currently rent one place to an old man aged 78 who has lost his voice so do not lable me as discriminatory in my rental practices..Also I must watch my ass here because recently I found out one of my best friends who has and still is married for the past 20 years joined a dating site and tried to have a fling. I found out..Joined the site as an single female and chatted with him for a week as a fictitious character..then hit him with the bomb that it was me all along..He is mad and out for revenge and that story can have a thread for itself...

I hit 40 a while back but I still dig em young..I own a 4 bedroom house and have tactically rented 3 rooms out to the most hottest females you can imagine..No I aint bangin em habitually but I enjoy the eye candy and get lucky once in awhile..

I am a sick MFer..Somedays I like to whiff their panties or shoes..Sometimes I dont go in their rooms for days on end but every once in awhile I get my fix on young female snatch..Its also nice sometimes just seeing a pee pee or poo poo stain in their undies..sort of humanizes them..

Well the other day I had the hornys and they were all at work ( I live for those moments when all 3 are the fuck gone, they truly drive me nuts at times)..I will hide their names so no MFer can bust me..these 3 are 21, 22 and 26 (looks younger though) once they hit 27 or so the panty whiff value dramatically declines for me..

Wow actually gotta cut this short as I have to go pick up one of them at work..Black Fri today..no parking so I drove her..

anyways unsure of whose pantys to sniff I searched each one`s room for the freshest pair..I always try to see what panties they are wearing the day before so I know where to go HINT-Keep an eye on the lower back and you will see them eventually..

I got a pair of all three of them..and went into my quarters..you must be sure not to smoke or you can taint the smell or even worse-the girl will smell smoke in her undies later and bust your ass..I think one suspects me already the way she tactically secures her worn goodies!

I draped the first pair tightly over my nose and went ta town.then I got a fantastic idea!..I tied all 3 undies around my face like a mask making sure the crotch was strategically positioned over my nose and spanked the monkee..It was a strange erotic euphoric feeling knowing I was whiffing all 3 of them twats at once all the while getting over on all 3 dem bitches!

Gotta go pick up bitch #1 now..

Happy Holidays and stay away from too many underdogs..they are awful tempting when your chasing but lose more than not..hd Colorodo ML today and that 57 yard, longest fg in Neb history fukked me in da azz-The Menace
 

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You are a very sick basterd...You guy's know what he writes is true, no one in their right mind could make that shit up.
 

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Menace, i love your posts. You fukin floor me every fukin time. You are a sick fuck...I love it!!!!!!!!!!!
 

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I nominate this post for RR post of the year!


Actually, If you read my original threads as this site`s king resident panty whiffer ( Like -I purchased a stripper`s panties tonight, you may get a chuckle)..

I have found it easy to humor a few of you by just being honest...All my life, sad as it may sound, I have always been concockting methods to smell strange females vaginas ( see my- How to smell a female co-worker`s vagina thread, a magnificent scheme indeed!)..

When you see a beautiful girl in public you are excited and curious. Once you get to know the stench of her sweet twat it has a way of putting you on equal ground..Only my arch enemy the yeast infection has ever foiled me from tese treasures..For that I own a white shepherd..her alias is called "Yeasty" as she is quick to detect and warn me about any pending yeast infections..the yeast infection smell reminds me of the year of my childhood when I found an Easter egg in November that had layed undiscovered for several months hidden in the pole of the family swingset..As my eyes gazed upon the long lost Easter egg I somehow ook a deep inhale of it..I will never forget the smell to this day..Beware the yeast infection as it will cause limp cockarooscus instantly!
 

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smelling panties sure beats a real woman :ohno: you have serious problems, although I did laugh at your post
 

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The Menace makes a nice score just outside the dressing room at the Mary Poppins dance studio.


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smelling panties sure beats a real woman :ohno: you have serious problems, although I did laugh at your post

How so?
When was the last time you ever had to buy panties dinner?

Menace rocks !
 

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I hope you manage to remembered which ones went where when you were finished. Might blow your cover if one of the girls finds the other girls shit stained britches in her hamper.
 

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The guy likes his feet and likes his panties, ain't nothin wrong with that. Posting style cracks me up too....smell em good Denniz!!!!
 

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I hope you manage to remembered which ones went where when you were finished. Might blow your cover if one of the girls finds the other girls shit stained britches in her hamper.


Come on NES, Menace is a panty sniffing veteran. No way he would let something little like that blow his cover!
 

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If my unmarried currently 20 year old daughter ever tells me she's "renting a room in a house with a couple other girls that's owned by some 40 year old guy", I'm going to sell everything I own to send her the funds to move immediately
 

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Just used my Moderator Super Powers to check Dennis's IP location (it only tells region...nothing more specific) and I'm very, very pleased to say that for the moment at least, my daughter lives over 1000 miles away from his location.
 

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