Any of you fuckers ever get a beer bj?

[HinesWard86]

I asked at EOG but I guess no one has.

Heard real good things about water bj's but no one I know has ever gotten a beer bj.

 

[Hookandcrook+]

What the hell are you talking about?

 

[NES]

If it's anything like explosive diarreah anal then I want no part of it.

 

[Devilwoman]

 

[Devilwoman]

 

[Devilwoman]

 

[steaktartar]

im actually happy all i see is red x's

 

[Devilwoman]

Red x's? FUCK!

 

[HinesWard86]

The girl blows you while she has beer in her mouth.

 

[Teddykgb]

What about a blowken? getting head while taking a shit.....

 

[MikeB]

I've had chicks blow me when they had Altoids in thier mouth......that was pretty cool.

 

[Teddykgb]

Getting a BJ while the whore has pop-rocks in her mouth would be a trip.

 

[MikeB]

I hear that Jack likes pop-rocks.......

 

[hondaman1]

how about getting a bj with a girl that has the hiccups

thats an experience for ya

 

[FuriousDrew]

Anyone gotten a ball-cuzzi?

Basically she lowers your nuts into a glass of warm water, jerks you off while blowing into a straw which is also in the water, creating a ball-cuzzi.

Seriously I spent about a week thinking about creating a device like this, only automate to market to porn shops. Wish I was kidding.

 

[rayray]

hines, do yourself a favor and lay a towel down or something cus the only thing this is going to accomplish is getting fucking beer all over yourself and your bed. bad idea with no benefit. that shits sticky when it dries too.

 

[quantumleap]

How about a Chilly Willy? Chick sucks on a bunch of ice cubes and then gives you a blow job.