Am I a typical RX poster?

[drunkguy]

Guys, since everyone has been so great telling their fellow posters at the RX about themselves and their gambling habits, I will make some confessions...

Not only did I get an 800 on my Math SAT, I recieved a Fields medal at age 17 for inventing a new branch of Calculus

I do about 100 dimes of action per week, spread out on about 15 games or so.

I have a 14-inch penis

I have not had a losing week gambling in 5 years and have hit 75 out of my last 80 bets, including UNC straight up over Miami 2 weeks ago (only risked 10 dimes on the moneyline, not a real strong play). I wish I wasn't on such a losing streak by hitting only 93.75%, usually I shoot for 95%, maybe I should retool my handicapping.

Four times a year I go to my villa in Kenya for a 3-week big-game hunting tour with Charlton Heston. I usually only bag 4-5 on a trip (pretty subpar IMO). Although shooting tigers with a homemeade bow-and-arrow is pretty hard, I am starting to get the hang of it.

My local comes over and gives me blowjobs on a weekly basis because I kick his ass so hard. He also lets me screw his wife (former Playboy playmate) whenever I hit a 3-teamer for over 5 dimes.

I am really starting to think about giving this up. Maybe I will just stick to my night job as drummer for the Eagles on their upcoming reunion tour.

Any advice?

 

[Journeyman]

No you're a typical Rx Basher...you believe no one can succeed in any aspect of life, everything said is a lie, and no one can really be that happy correct ?

I'm sure the boys will be proud of this one Drunk...great post:kicking:

 

[Dante]

the drummer for the eagle tour sold me DG...congrats

 

[WorldRunner]

Bragging about fake personal accomplishments...

Yep... Pretty typical

 

[Journeyman]

Drunkguy :eyebrows: Raiders , going over notes they can use to discredit the Rx posters.



:coffeetim

 

[THE SHRINK]

No you're a typical Rx Basher...you believe no one can succeed in any aspect of life, everything said is a lie, and no one can really be that happy correct ?

I'm sure the boys will be proud of this one Drunk...great post:kicking:

Drunkguy,

I agree here with Journeyman. You should be so PROUD of starting this thread, so you can run home and tell your MOMMY and DADDY about it, lol...

Make sure to mention hoe badly you were treated and how you just can't stand us, ok?

What a waste.... :carto1710

THE SHRINK

 

[Journeyman]

Drunkguy <---Similar to the real life DG


Raiders :eyebrows: <---Similar to to the real life Raiders


I rest my case...:EEK: :EEK:

 

[drunkguy]

I didn't get as many PATS ON THE BACK as I hoped. This is doing horrible things to my self-esteem, which is already at an all-time low.

But to clarify a few comments:

Dante, that Eagles gig is just to hold me over, I am actually not a huge fan. I opened on the Rolling Stones "40 licks" tour, but the third night in, Keith got hopped up on some bad **** and started hallucinating. Then he started calling me "jessica" and tried to hump me. That was too much for me to take and I had to resign from the tour. They brought that mannequin Watts back in to replace me for the rest of the dates. So I jumped on with the Eagles just to keep my drumming chops fresh.

Journeyman, you are correct, myself and raiders have a conference call every night at 9 PM (EST) to discuss things like how to discredit RX mods, what new ghosts to make up, how to make other posters pad their records, how to make RX books go under so posters lose all their post-up money, etc. We occasionally invite others like Co-Capt to add to our conspiracy. Our biggest accomplishment was recruiting Pat McScammer while he was a mod here and convincing him to bring the whole thing down from the inside.

Shrink, since you asked about my Mommy and Daddy...my father is no other than the greatest American President of the 20th century, Harry Truman. You see, after he dropped the bomb on Japan, Dad (that's what I call him, you can refer to him as the late Harry S. Truman) needed to "let off some steam", so he flew to California to "check" on the Japanese interns. In reality, he was there to visit a well-known Southern California whorehouse, where he dropped a bomb of his own, right into a little known (at the time) Hollywood talent named Ms. Marilyn Monroe. Nine months later I popped out and was immediately placed into a foster home at the demand of secret service agents who couldn't let the secret out into the public of Dad's unfaithfulness. You'ver never heard about this before because if I go public with it the CIA will have me killed on the spot. However, I am thinking about getting on "Maury" to do one of those paternity tests things. In fact, better go check my doors and close the shades now, see some guys in sunglasses and suits walking around outside...

 

[RobFunk]

LOL

 

[JudgeWapner]

Funny sh*t.

 

[ppeter]

The funniest thing is those icons really do look like Drunk and Raiders :howdy:

 

[Dante]

The funniest thing is those icons really do look like Drunk and Raiders :howdy:

really??? well maybe a little :105317756

 

[Superhero]

Envy is a horrible emotion...................

I didn't get as many PATS ON THE BACK as I hoped. This is doing horrible things to my self-esteem, which is already at an all-time low.

But to clarify a few comments:

Dante, that Eagles gig is just to hold me over, I am actually not a huge fan. I opened on the Rolling Stones "40 licks" tour, but the third night in, Keith got hopped up on some bad **** and started hallucinating. Then he started calling me "jessica" and tried to hump me. That was too much for me to take and I had to resign from the tour. They brought that mannequin Watts back in to replace me for the rest of the dates. So I jumped on with the Eagles just to keep my drumming chops fresh.

Journeyman, you are correct, myself and raiders have a conference call every night at 9 PM (EST) to discuss things like how to discredit RX mods, what new ghosts to make up, how to make other posters pad their records, how to make RX books go under so posters lose all their post-up money, etc. We occasionally invite others like Co-Capt to add to our conspiracy. Our biggest accomplishment was recruiting Pat McScammer while he was a mod here and convincing him to bring the whole thing down from the inside.

Shrink, since you asked about my Mommy and Daddy...my father is no other than the greatest American President of the 20th century, Harry Truman. You see, after he dropped the bomb on Japan, Dad (that's what I call him, you can refer to him as the late Harry S. Truman) needed to "let off some steam", so he flew to California to "check" on the Japanese interns. In reality, he was there to visit a well-known Southern California whorehouse, where he dropped a bomb of his own, right into a little known (at the time) Hollywood talent named Ms. Marilyn Monroe. Nine months later I popped out and was immediately placed into a foster home at the demand of secret service agents who couldn't let the secret out into the public of Dad's unfaithfulness. You'ver never heard about this before because if I go public with it the CIA will have me killed on the spot. However, I am thinking about getting on "Maury" to do one of those paternity tests things. In fact, better go check my doors and close the shades now, see some guys in sunglasses and suits walking around outside...

 

[sportsbet]

You can tell we're winless in the Big 10...Drunk has lost his mind. :105317756

sb

 

[drunkguy]

Alright guys, I have a serious question...

Not to brag (I hate to do that), but I have won 57 of my last 58 bets. Should I just pull out my money and say goodbye to the sportsbook industry? I mean, this money comes so easy it is almost like stealing and I am starting to feel a little guilty.

Now, time to ask you sharp RX posters for some advice on a game...my local is a little out of it I think...he has started offering lines on the 1st quarter to me over the phone (I don't know why because I am kicking his ass on a weekly basis and also getting bjs from his wife)...but anyway, he has quoted me Baylor +14.5 and over/under 14 for the 1st quarter Oklahoma-Baylor game this Saturday.

I know I can't take Baylor +14.5 and under 14. because I would automatically lose one bet that way, that's what I learned right here at the RX in another thread. I guess the same applies to taking Oklahoma -14.5 and over 14. So i guess I am stuck with one of the other 2 options which would at least guarantee me a split...

should I lay any of my 1.2 million in winnings (from the last week) on this game, or just call it quits and maybe go back to earning my money by handing out flyers?