About Vegas Vic's HNIC thread from Saturday...

[megold]

A shrink could have a field day with that thread. From posting his HNIC plays and lamenting how poorly he's been doing, Vic garnered lots of sympathetic advice about taking a few days off. Fine , but then the thread took a rather sharp turn way left and ended up being about rodeo sex and Barman's wife's challenge to Steve which we're supposed to believe he took on and nearly prevailed.
Silly me. I kept thinking that all this would somehow have some hockey relevance, or at least help Vic out of his doldrums. Well it didn't. But maybe that's the point. It's good to think about other things once in a while.
Anyway the thread was very entertaining. I liked it almost as much as when Savant posted the link for the Montreal Escort Review Board. I got to tell you they've got some beautiful fillies in Canada, and wouldn't some rodeo sex be fun with some of them?!!

 

[barman]

I'm just glad no one concluded that thread with, "This thread is worthless without pics"

 

[Bushay]

I got to tell you they've got some beautiful fillies in Canada, and wouldn't some rodeo sex be fun with some of them?!!

I swear on my life the hottest broad I've ever laid my eyes on was a young French Canadian go go dancer in a Windsor strip club some 30 years ago. Her name was Monique and I'll NEVER forget her till the day I die. She had long, dark, black hair like silk and the sexiest accent I had ever heard. She gave me a table dance for prolly $10 back then but she could have had everything in my wallet if she only asked.

 

[SportSavant]

I got to tell you they've got some beautiful fillies in Canada, and wouldn't some rodeo sex be fun with some of them?!!

I swear on my life the hottest broad I've ever laid my eyes on was a young French Canadian go go dancer in a Windsor strip club some 30 years ago. Her name was Monique and I'll NEVER forget her till the day I die. She had long, dark, black hair like silk and the sexiest accent I had ever heard. She gave me a table dance for prolly $10 back then but she could have had everything in my wallet if she only asked.

im only 35 (or 36, can never remember)

but I can remember bacck when I was 17-25 that the table dances were only $5 each... those were the days.

now in montreal they pretty much go for $15 each (but most clubs are now "Contact" where as back then you could not touch).

Anyway, I rarely if ever go to these places, only if its a friends bachelor party... but I sure do remember the good old days.


french candian strippers have got to be the sexiest strippers in the world.

:niceback:

 

[DINGO5152]

im only 35 (or 36, can never remember)

but I can remember bacck when I was 17-25 that the table dances were only $5 each... those were the days.

now in montreal they pretty much go for $15 each (but most clubs are now "Contact" where as back then you could not touch).

Anyway, I rarely if ever go to these places, only if its a friends bachelor party... but I sure do remember the good old days.


french candian strippers have got to be the sexiest strippers in the world.

:niceback:

The clubs are now "contact"? When did that happen? I haven't been up there since it was a "no contact sport". I need to start going north of the border again, LOL.

 

[megold]

I'm thankful for the input from our Canadian brethern. Are the girls better looking in Montreal or Toronto?

 

[ewitty]

Montreal, but it's close.

 

[SportSavant]

The clubs are now "contact"? When did that happen? I haven't been up there since it was a "no contact sport". I need to start going north of the border again, LOL.

90% of the clubs in montreal are now "contact" maybe less but more than 1/2.

in many of the contact places they dont take off their bottoms. There are obviously rules as well...

 

[DINGO5152]

90% of the clubs in montreal are now "contact" maybe less but more than 1/2.

in many of the contact places they dont take off their bottoms. There are obviously rules as well...

Believe me, rules are better than what we have here. I live in Buffalo. They are barely topless here and I'm sure they are only working for tips if you get my drift...

 

[artiesliver]

I have to get myself up to Montreal. Been to a few places in Toronto, but the girls were nothing worth remembering.

And only $15?? Wow, here in NY they get you for $40 (from what I remember the last time I went), $25 at the door, and $10+ for a drink.

 

[barman]

AL, I did get my cert copy of TX birth certificate a couple months ago so I can score a passport.

Feb/Mar could be a target to invade SAvANT's hood for a few nights before Lil' AL makes her arrival

 

[SportSavant]

In montreal its usually only $3-5 at the door for entry, and a $2 tip for the doorman.

 

[barman]

I appreciate how this here Thread took a hard turn away from rodeo sex highlights at the Bar n Grill and instead focused on the naked attributes of Canadian strippers.

 

[artiesliver]

AL, I did get my cert copy of TX birth certificate a couple months ago so I can score a passport.

Feb/Mar could be a target to invade SAvANT's hood for a few nights before Lil' AL makes her arrival

I wish....oh, how I wish.

I'm already going to Las Vegas for Super Bowl Sunday weekend, so I highly doubt I will get the order from Lil' AL's mom (aka Mrs. AL) to go north of the border. Go to a Habs game w/a visit(s) to some of the clubs...sounds like Utopia.

 

[artiesliver]

I appreciate how this here Thread took a hard turn away from rodeo sex highlights at the Bar n Grill and instead focused on the naked attributes of Canadian strippers.

The two roads can meet and I will think of Rodeo Sex w/Canadian Strippers (copyright 2008, good name for a porno based in Calgary).

Ok, be back in a few..................ok, all done.....before this ends up in the RR.

Given this IS the hockey forum, I will throw in a gratuitous "Rangers Suck".