About 15 hours into this Colon blow, and think im going to pass out

[bigbet1234]

Man, haven't ate since yesterday at noon, and that was just a spinach salad with some turkey on it.

For dinner I had the colon blow drink and 2 pills, then for breakfast I had it again.......one more does in about 30 mins, and I can eat dinner tonight.

The hunger pains have left, now I just feel light headed and weak. I have drank some non=concentrate organic orange and apple juice too. and tons of water.

So far, no blow in site, hell, i haven't shit sine yesterday morning. They say it can hit between the 18th and 23rd hour if you do the aggressive approach, of not eating, well, i did it, and nothing yet.

Eagerly awaiting, I will keep those who are interested updated, and let you know how i feel.

BB

 

[Dante]

why you doing a colon blow....you going for a colonoscopy??

 

[bigbet1234]

No, just do a research on the net of how much undigested food a person dies with in their intestinal/colon. It is A LOT. I figure it can't hurt to to a blow out a couple times a year.

colonblow.com is where I got it.

And about me starting drama on your departure thread. No drama there. I was wondering if you are taking the leap for a job across the street. You are one of the only mods I see that post there on and off.

That is all I was saying, not starting drama.

BB

 

[Journeyman]

BiGBET, LET US KNOW HOW IT ENDS UP...IF YOU FEEL BETTER ETC...WAS THERE ANY OTHER REASON YOU DID THIS AND COULD YOU DESCRIBE IN MORE DETAIL EXACTLY WHAT YOU HAD TO DO?

 

[Presto]

LMAO. Fifteen hours of colon blow. That's the funniest title ever for the fitness section.
Did you do a pre-blow weigh in? Will you do a post-blow weigh in?
Here's to you not holding back and letting it all go.

 

[RobFunk]

Probably could have had a bowl of wheaties or total and acomplished the same thing.

 

[bigbet1234]

Well, VERY disappointed to say the least. What a buch of "shit"!

Jman, what you do is drink 3 of their drinks and take 6 of their tablets in a 24 hour period.

You can drink all the water you want, and a little juice if you get a headache, or to curb the hunger pains.

They suggest no eating during the cleanse, which I didnt do, and still not really any results.

I started about noon, after lunch, about 12pm, I didnt eat again till the following day around 430. You're suppose to start it at dinner time, so for breakfast that morning, I had my usualy(oats) and for lunch a spinach salad, thinking this would get the ball rolling.

Well, I took my first drink, and 2 pills at 5pm, then got up around 7am, took the 2nd drink, and 2 more pills and hit the gym for an hour. Then around 12pm I took my final dose of the stuff, and nothing.

About this time, the hunger pains are gone, and I just feel weak. I was waiting for the big blow, but nothing. Hell, I shit less on this thing than I do when I eating regular. I didn't have anything pass that looked like an alien head, rope, mucus, ect........I did shit some stuff that looked like fresh cut grass.

But nothing out of the ordinary. They say you can repeat it in 10 days, I am going out of town this weekend, but will do it again on Wednesday. Some people reported nothing their first time, then the second time it hits, so who knows. I eat LOADS of fiber any ways, so I may be pretty well cleaned out as is.

As the reason for doing it, boredom I guess, plus I have been trying to take a little better care of myself. And figure, what the hell, a colon blow cant hurt.

BB

 

[bigbet1234]

I dropped about 3 pounds, though mostly water likely. Although I know I drank over a gallon easily.

BB

LMAO. Fifteen hours of colon blow. That's the funniest title ever for the fitness section.
Did you do a pre-blow weigh in? Will you do a post-blow weigh in?
Here's to you not holding back and letting it all go.

 

[Journeyman]

that is interesting...

so I assume it said somewhere you were suppose 'blow' all kinds of old sewage that had been stuck? what a crappy topic but interesting.

 

[billsfan]

By the time the average American man is 50, he has 5lbs. of undigested red meat in his bowels!

 

[donkeybucks]

Doesn't this undigested food eventually poop out?

Why does it stick to your guts?

What's the deal with this?

Won't regular laxitives like Fleet clean you out real good?

 

[WVU]

This thread is hilarious.

I shat what looked like freshly cut grass. I had no idea these gems were hidden in this forum

 

[JackStraw77]

Just take some epsom salts and brown bomber.

Signed Cool Hand Luke

 

[levistep]

By the time the average American man is 50, he has 5lbs. of undigested red meat in his bowels!

I think Elvis had something like 60lbs of impacted fecal matter in his intestines when he died.

 

[MarkieMark+]

Psyllium is the answer. I have chrones and have been eating psyllium enriched cereal (Kellogs Bran Buds) for about 5 years since I was diagnosed. Psyllium allows me to have MASSIVE craps every 24 hours, almost like my ass is wired up to an alarm clock.

Psyllium is an amazing, all natural source of dietary fibre and my life has been changed by it. Having massive satisfying craps every day is a very under-rated part of life. I have attached a decent artical about psyllium related to Colon Cleansing - check it out.....

http://www.healingdaily.com/colon-kidney-detoxification/herbal-colon-cleansing.htm

 

[billsfan]

A great cleansing I recommend is the sea salt flush.........Two teaspoons of UNIODIZED sea salt added to a quart of water.......drink as quickly as you can......and wait to see what happens!

www.curezone.com is a valuable website on cleansing and flushing!

 

[billhill999]

I have tried colonblow twice. A few years back, I read about it in Maxim magazine. I got it, and tried it immediately. I followed the instructions to the aggressive approach perfectly. I was a bit disappointed however, after only some low mass, strange, slimy turds...I was hoping for the mother load...pun intended!!

I did not give up hope, knowing that your product would not be on the market for very long if it didn't work, so, with a buddy, I decided to order more. I ordered the 3 pack (no long sleeve T shirt was included in the deal then, if you would like to send me one now, that would be cool). I began my 2nd colonblow experience Friday afternoon after work, but did not take the same aggressive approach. After the first serving, I was starving, so I ate a few buffalo wings, and drank about 6 beers. The next morning, I had colonblow for breakfast, and colonblow for lunch. Then, the strangest thing happened. About 1:00 in the afternoon, I went to the bathroom to take a leak, but had a new magazine, so I sat down, and had a read..usually when I sit, I crap anyway..i can't explain it. Well, it happened again. A loaf that I would classify as big to huge, but wiped completely clean. I got up, and inspected it, finding that my loaf was not only huge, but dense, with many colors, and shapes throughout. It was like a huge crap, that was made up of many other small craps strung together....NICE huh? I was pretty excited to say the least. That all changed when I flushed, and the toilet in my mothers house clogged up instantly...I tried to plunge...no luck, I tried flushing again... BIG MISTAKE. Up came A MONSTER..All over the bathroom..I tried to plunge the toilet to get it to stop, but there was nothing I could do. Crap was everywhere.. It was the most disgusting thing I had ever seen, but I couldn't help from laughing as I struggled to control it. I had to drive to the hardware store, buy an industrial sized plumbing snake, and snake the crap out of the toilet. About two hours later, I had finally cleaned up...including mopping and scrubbing everything in the entire bathroom, I called EVERYBODY to tell them what had just happened to me. Colonblow indeed!!!

That was about 6 months ago, and I'm thinking of taking another dose soon... possibly this weekend. Maybe even at work, where I might not get much work done, but I can use the industrial strength toilets.

 

[LEYKIS101]

Bill,

So I take it you're "ES" from their testimonials page?

 

[hm2.0]

:lolBIG:revolting and hilarious at the same time.

Impacted feces?

Colon Blow? Who branded this product.:lolBIG:

 

[ivyconniver]

A loaf that I would classify as big to huge,.. BIG MISTAKE. Up came A MONSTER..All over the bathroom..

This paragraph made my day. That's fucking awesome.