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Someone sent me this a while back and I keep it on a little laminated card and I gotta tell you that it makes it alot easier to understand my girlfriend, so here it is and I hope it helps
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FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks this will cause you to have one of those arguments.

FIVE MINUTES
This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's
an even trade.

NOTHING
This means "something," and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an
argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with "Fine".

GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows!)
This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine".

GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows)
This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care" You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes"
when she cools off.

LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and
arguing with you over "Nothing".

SOFT SIGH
Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" mean that she
is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay content.

THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow."

GO AHEAD!
At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.

PLEASE DO
This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful
and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay".

THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say you're welcome.

THANKS A LOT
This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be careful
not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you "Nothing".

KEEP THESE CLOSE BY AND REFER TO THEM EVER ONCE IN A WHILE AND YOUR RELATIONSHIP SHOULD RUN SMOOTHLY

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Ask her if she will cook you dinner daily. If yes, keeper. If no, see ya.

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Thanks Angie.. it works like a charm, by the way please add a C to the HTR in your tag.

AND WHERE IS MY SHIRT, I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR 2 MONTHS NOW, I'LL HAVE TO GET JAZZ INVOLVED
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You getting the stiff job from Angelle??? That ain't righteous, brother
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Yep it seems that way. Since it seems I am being stiffed by Angelle, maybe Jenny will offer a bailout for me
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A friend told me this the other day...


A Practical Guy Understanding Women

So let me get this straight," the prosecutor says to the defendant, "you came home from work early

and found your wife in bed with a strange man."

"That's correct," says the defendant.

"Upon which," continues the prosecutor, "you take out a pistol and shot your wife, killing her."

"That's correct," says the defendant.

"Then my question to you is, why did you shoot your wife and not her lover?" asked the prosecutor.

"It seemed easier," replied the defendant, "than shooting a different man every day!"
 

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General,
There is more to a lady then if she will cook you meals my man.

can she COOK in bed also? I would take that over food anyday
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I will ask Jen if she is willing to do a bailout...

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what would be the rollover requirments for that.. seems as if anything would be to you advantage
 

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Angelle:
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I will ask Jen if she is willing to do a bailout...

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what would be the rollover requirments for that.. seems as if anything would be to you advantage<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


for Jen im sure the there would only a 2X rolling over I mean rollover
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Angelle:
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I will ask Jen if she is willing to do a bailout...

hahaha-
what would be the rollover requirments for that.. seems as if anything would be to you advantage<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Ang.. tell her I am perfectly comfortable with a 10X rollover and I promised to keep it IN for the required 30 days.
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