A letter from the White House - for all of you moonbats

[bblight]

A woman wrote a lot of letters to the White House complaining about the treatment of captive insurgents (terrorists) being held
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She received the following reply: -




Dear Concerned Citizen,

Thank you for your recent letter roundly criticizing our treatment of the Taliban and Al Quada detainees currently being held <st1lace w:st="on"><st1:City w:st="on">atGuantanamo Bay</st1:City> , <st1:country-region w:st="on">Cuba</st1:country-region></st1lace> .

Our administration t akes these matters seriously and your opinion was heard, loud and clear, here in <st1:State w:st="on"><st1lace w:st="on">Washington</st1lace></st1:State> .

You'll be pleased to learn that, thanks to the concerns of citizens like yourself, we are creating a new division of the Terrorist Retraining Program, to be called the 'Liberals Accept Responsibility for Killers' program, or LARK for short.

In accordance with the guidelines of this new program, we have decided to place ONE TERRORIST UNDER YOUR PERSONAL CARE!

Your personal detainee has been selected and scheduled for transportation under heavily armed guard to your residence next Monday.

Ali Mohammed Ahmed bin Mahmud (you can just call him Ahmed) is to be cared for pursuant t o the standards you personally demanded in your letter of complaint. It will likely be necessary for you to hire some assistant caretakers.

We will conduct weekly inspections to ensure that your standards of care for Ahmed are commensurate with those you so strongly recommended in your letter.

Although Ahmed is a sociology student and extremely violent, we hope that your sensitivity to what you described as his attitudinal problem will help him overcome these character flaws.

Perhaps you are correct in describing these problems as mere cultural differences. We understand that you plan to offer counselling and home schooling.

Your adopted terrorist is extremely proficient in hand-to-hand combat and can extinguish human life with such simple item s as a pencil or nail clippers.

We advise that you do not ask him to demonstrate these skills at your next yoga group. He is also expert at making a wide variety of explosive devices from common household products, so you may wish to keep those items locked up, unless (in your opinion) this might offend him.

Ahmed will not wish to interact with you or your daughters (except sexually), since he views all females as a subhuman form of property. This is a particularly sensitive subject for him and he has been known to show violent tendencies around women who fail to comply with the new dress code that he will recommend as more appropriate attire.

I'm sure you will come to enjoy the anonymity offered by the burka over time.

Just remember that it is all p art of 'respecting his culture and his religious beliefs'. Wasn't that how you put it?

Thanks again for your letter. We truly appreciate it when folks like you keep us informed of the proper way to do our job.

You take good care of Ahmed - and remember, we'll be watching.

Good luck !!


Hey guys - don't get your pants in an uproar - it's a nuanced hypothetical - something you moonbats should understand very well!

 

[Dave007inVegas]

If only it was true. :missingte

 

[Willie99]

Maybe we could have them relocate to some liberal neighborhood upon their release from prison, or when they get out on bail.

:lol:

 

[PatPatriot]

I love this new adopt a bomber program.
Now if only they will have a adopt a felon program.
Or how about adopt a welfare family? up for it Rob FunK? How about you punter?
You get a picture of you favorite bums and you dole out your weekly paycheck directley to them!Aren't you fortunate?
Fuck you can even work overtime so you can give your adopted welfare family more time on the couch.
Hey, here another one.how about an adopt a junkies health care?
You can send YOUR money directley for the Junkie of your choice to pay for their AIDS and methedone treatments.
Lets see a sign up list!!! C'mon libs sign up!Theres plenty of room for ya.
Time to put YOUR money where your mouth is.

 

[bblight]

I love this new adopt a bomber program.
Now if only they will have a adopt a felon program.
Or how about adopt a welfare family? up for it Rob FunK? How about you punter?
You get a picture of you favorite bums and you dole out your weekly paycheck directley to them!Aren't you fortunate?
Fuck you can even work overtime so you can give your adopted welfare family more time on the couch.
Hey, here another one.how about an adopt a junkies health care?
You can send YOUR money directley for the Junkie of your choice to pay for their AIDS and methedone treatments.
Lets see a sign up list!!! C'mon libs sign up!Theres plenty of room for ya.
Time to put YOUR money where your mouth is.

Pat, you are an idea genius - if only we could get our government to be so innovative. :toast:

Next, we could take a look at the social and legal services hacks that feed at the government trough - maybe we could get them real jobs in the dreaded private sector - I'm sure they'd enjoy working for a living.

 

[terps1313]

This is so hypocritical. You are claiming since liberals dont agree with the treatment, then they should handle the terrorists themselves. Meanwhile the conservatives who love this war are sitting on their ass. If you love this war so much, grab a gun and go to Iraq. I am sure they would accept you with open arms.