A joke for the lefties

[chiefssth]

>A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter
>at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
>
>He asked, "What are all those clocks?"
>
>St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a
>Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."
>
>"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"
>
>"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating
>that she never told a lie."
>
>"Incredible,"
said the man. "And whose clock is that one?" St. Peter
>responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice,
>telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."
>
>"Where's President Bush's clock?" asked the man.
>
>"Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."

 

[Masxmenos]

>A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter
>at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
>
>He asked, "What are all those clocks?"
>
>St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a
>Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."
>
>"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"
>
>"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating
>that she never told a lie."
>
>"Incredible,"
said the man. "And whose clock is that one?" St. Peter
>responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice,
>telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."
>
>"Where's President Bush's clock?" asked the man.
>
>"Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."

:lolBIG:

Quite funny, chiefmoney

BDiz..

 

[docmercer--banned]

Chief: an oldee but goodee .... I cant remember when I first heard that joke

*FYI: The Mods have you set @ 3 Threads per day so use em wisely!!

 

[chiefssth]

Chief: an oldee but goodee .... I cant remember when I first heard that joke

*FYI: The Mods have you set @ 3 Threads per day so use em wisely!!

How do you know that? I can't even get any of them to tell me what the hell is going on.

 

[docmercer--banned]

I am on the Board of Directors ...

 

[eek.]

Back on double secret probation eh Doc.

You'll just have to accept that the right can't cope with ya.

So are we ALL on 3 scooby-snacks a day ?

 

[docmercer--banned]

I saw the agenda:

THREE THREADS PER POSTER DAY UNLESS THEY CLAIM TO KNOW
DOC MERCER ... IN THAT CASE A MAXIMUM OF 2 NEW THREADS
PER MONTH AND 20 MAXIMUM IN A CALENDAR YEAR