The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[proanalyser]

TIME TO GET HAMMERED AFTER THIS WEEK

 

[brandonlang'sassstretcher]

Buffalo you dumbass

I wonder what his excuse will be now.

The OT rules?

I will fuck you till you love me !!!!!!

 

[brandonlang'sassstretcher]

Look at the bright side ...

... at least the clown wasn't on the UNDER.

 

[gregboy59]

Link...

 

[finman13]

Well Brandon, I told you last week when you were crowing, that you would fuck up football this weekend. I've said it multiple times this year. For once in my life I rooted for the Bills and Gabe Davis and you fucked that up. Luckily, no money on the game.
Yes, you will point to coaching stupidity. The kick into the end zone was beyond stupid with 13 seconds left. Not smashing the receivers and playing cover 4 was questionable as well. Just a shocking cover by the chiefs....until we remembered you picked the Bills. Forget the slamming from that husband of yours. The Bills players should take turns using an 1880 wooden hand drill on your rectum.
Keep chasing on weekends mr. Money management.

 

[sniperpicks]

Right side with wrong results ~ Lang excuse tomorrow

My prediction

 

[finman13]

Let's see the write ups for the weekend

 

[proanalyser]

Listen, they only make movies about winners - and that's me!

 

[brandonlang'sassstretcher]

I checked with my calculus professor, and he said that if Link/Lang had bought 7 points, he still woulda lost.

 

[savage1]

I will say it one more time in a slightly different way:

The real reason for Lang's employment at Al Demarco Rolaid's site is to be controversial, irritating and bring traffic to himself and the site.

As I see it, the only reason that Lang does this rather than someone else is that he has the gift of gab and is better educated

and an ability to express himself a lot better than the other doofuses at the site, many of whom were lucky to make it out

of high school(ie the few who really do exist over there).

 

[proanalyser]

Time to get back the 425 dimes dimes lost this weekend. It starts today grinding(money mangement) 30 dimes at a time.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG 2022 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 432.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTER DOWN $4,325 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$6,320)

PAID PICKS: 10-12-1 / 45.4%

-Lang by Month-

SEP: 14-15, -284.5 DIMES
OCT: 12-16-1, -503 DIMES
NOV: 12-18, -990.5 DIMES
DEC: 15-15, -212.5 DIMES

JAN: 10-12-1, -432.5 DIMES

-Lang by Week-

WEEK 01: 12/28 to 1/3, (3W-4L) -326 DIMES (1W-2L -62 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/3)
WEEK 02: 1/4 to 1/10, (2W-4L -1P) -110.5 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/11 to 1/17, (4W-3L) +66 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/18 to 1/24, (3W-2L) -326 DIMES

-Lang Past 9+ Years-

2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NFL PRE SEASON (2021)

5-3, +36 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 1-1
60 DIME: 3-2
30 DIME: 1-0

NFL REGULAR SEASON (2021-22)

19-26-1, -706.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

150 DIME: 3-2
100 DIME: 8-7
80 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 0-1
60 DIME: 0-2
50 DIME: 6-8
40 DIME: 1-3
30 DIME: 1-1-1

NFL TEASERS

50 DIME: 0-1

NFL POST SEASON (2021)

1-3, -314 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 0-1
150 DIME: 1-1
30 DIME: 0-1

COLLEGE FOOTBALL REGULAR SEASON (2021-22)

15-17, -776 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 0-1
150 DIME: 0-1
100 DIME: 6-7
75 DIME: 1-1
60 DIME: 0-3
50 DIME: 1-2
40 DIME: 1-0
30 DIME: 4-1
25 DIME: 2-1

COLLEGE FOOTBALL BOWL SEASON (2021-22)

4-4, -299 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 0-1
100 DIME: 1-1
80 DIME: 0-1
60 DIME: 1-0
50 DIME: 0-1
40 DIME: 2-0

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2021-22)

0-2, -77 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

40 DIME: 0-1
30 DIME: 0-1

COLLEGE HOOPS REGULAR SEASON (2021-22)

15-14-1, -151.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 1-2
75 DIME: 1-2
60 DIME: 3-2
50 DIME: 2-3
40 DIME: 1-1
30 DIME: 4-1
25 DIME: 3-3-1

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

I have said it a million times there are 3 things you can't handicap: Penalties, turnovers and coaching stupidity.
13 seconds.
Head coach Sean McDermott and defensive coordinator Leslie Frazier did about as much wrong in those 13 seconds as any two coaches in the history of football.
From not squib kicking the kickoff. That was just downright pathetic.
No, the call that took the cake was giving the Chiefs receivers free release off the line of scrimmage.
Over 30 years of doing this for a living and I will say, losing that game on Sunday with Buffalo was without question the worst of them all.
If you had the Chiefs, if you don't go play the lottery all week long then you are an idiot.
Let's move on.
This 30 dimer has been rock solid. It is going for 4 in a row.
Let's gooooooooooo.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

I have said it a million times there are 3 things you can't handicap: Penalties, turnovers and coaching stupidity.

It's soooo cute that Lang considers himself a handicapper when all he does is flip a coin or follow trends and lose year after year.

 

[finman13]

Interesting that he lost on the Titans Saturday and Sunday.
Way to pay attention to detail.
?

 

[kimbelt]

HE WILL BE ON SANTA CLARA

 

[Tuesday]

Interesting that he lost on the Titans Saturday and Sunday.
Way to pay attention to detail.
?

That fucking link trying to get outta the -130 had to pay for buying half point for Buffalo, even blueduke posted that link advised on the radio to buy the half point, so it should be a 195 fake dime loss not 165.

 

[Tuesday]

This jackass jtroller/lang just has set bets for each day of week:

Monday to Friday 30-60 fake dimes
Saturday/Sunday 100-250+ fake dimes

Fucking clown? capper.

 

[gregboy59]

Super Capper!