The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[brandonlang'sassstretcher]

The clown wouldn't shut up about a fake 100 dime Georgia game from 12 days ago and the 150 dimer with SF from a week ago.

If he had hit this one, it would be in his write-up for the next month.

Whew. That's not gonna happen now.

 

[lastguyoffthabench]

Ryan Tanahill you suck cock. Do your fuckin job. fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

Just shorten your username to proanal. Better get used to it, if you're gonna keep backing Lang.

 

[proanalyser]

 

[proanalyser]

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG 2022 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 267.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTER DOWN $2,675 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$4,670)

PAID PICKS: 10-11-1 / 47.6%

-Lang by Month-

SEP: 14-15, -284.5 DIMES
OCT: 12-16-1, -503 DIMES
NOV: 12-18, -990.5 DIMES
DEC: 15-15, -212.5 DIMES

JAN: 10-11-1, -267.5 DIMES

-Lang by Week-

WEEK 01: 12/28 to 1/3, (3W-4L) -326 DIMES (1W-2L -62 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/3)
WEEK 02: 1/4 to 1/10, (2W-4L -1P) -110.5 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/11 to 1/17, (4W-3L) +66 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/18 to 1/24, (3W-2L) +161 DIMES

-Lang Past 9+ Years-

2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NFL PRE SEASON (2021)

5-3, +36 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 1-1
60 DIME: 3-2
30 DIME: 1-0

NFL REGULAR SEASON (2021-22)

19-26-1, -706.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

150 DIME: 3-2
100 DIME: 8-7
80 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 0-1
60 DIME: 0-2
50 DIME: 6-8
40 DIME: 1-3
30 DIME: 1-1-1

NFL TEASERS

50 DIME: 0-1

NFL POST SEASON (2021)

1-2, -149 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 0-1
150 DIME: 1-0
30 DIME: 0-1

COLLEGE FOOTBALL REGULAR SEASON (2021-22)

15-17, -776 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 0-1
150 DIME: 0-1
100 DIME: 6-7
75 DIME: 1-1
60 DIME: 0-3
50 DIME: 1-2
40 DIME: 1-0
30 DIME: 4-1
25 DIME: 2-1

COLLEGE FOOTBALL BOWL SEASON (2021-22)

4-4, -299 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 0-1
100 DIME: 1-1
80 DIME: 0-1
60 DIME: 1-0
50 DIME: 0-1
40 DIME: 2-0

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2021-22)

0-2, -77 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

40 DIME: 0-1
30 DIME: 0-1

COLLEGE HOOPS REGULAR SEASON (2021-22)

15-14-1, -151.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 1-2
75 DIME: 1-2
60 DIME: 3-2
50 DIME: 2-3
40 DIME: 1-1
30 DIME: 4-1
25 DIME: 3-3-1

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Ryan Tannehill. Ryan Tannehill. Ryan Tannehill. Ryan Tannehill.
My 200 dime release goes down because of that man above.
Disappointed? Absolutely. Frustrated? Absolutely. Fuc@##%ing pissed? Absolutely.
3 things you can't handicap....Penalties, turnovers and coaching stupidity.
I can now add a 4th to the list......player stupidity.
Let's move on.
My hottest release over the last year has been this 150 release.
Last Sunday I handed the world the 150 dime winner on the Niners (+3 1/2) 23-16 outright over Dallas.
Today I make it 14 of 18 in football and 21 of 27 overall.
I absolutely love this play.... and because I love it, I have come strong with this 150 dime release.
Hated to give away some of that hard earned profit since Tuesday but it happens.
The only thing I can do is bounce back and deliver the hottest release I have had over the last 2 years: this 150 dime release.
Moment of truth right now. In my life. In your life. In everyone's life.
150 dime winner #14 of 18 in football.
150 dime winner #21 of 27 overall.
It all happens now!!!!!!

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

What do you do if you've just lost 260 Dimes on a single play?
Well if you're Brandon Lang you blame the loss on somebody else and come back with a 150 Dime play!
Because fuck it, it's not real money and you're not a real handicapper, you're a CLOWN CAPPER! ?

 

[peteyapple]

What do you do if you've just lost 260 Dimes on a single play?
Well if you're Brandon Lang you blame the loss on somebody else and come back with a 150 Dime play!
Because fuck it, it's not real money and you're not a real handicapper, you're a CLOWN CAPPER! ?

He likes Buffalo on the radio show

 

[gregboy59]

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[sniperpicks]

This shit bird crows about 25 and 30 dime winners and how smart he is then he blows 260 dime loss and scoffs at it and “move on” and says he loves another huge bet. All fake numbers and imaginary shit

 

[brandonlang'sassstretcher]

Please tell me he had Tampa today

 

[brandonlang'sassstretcher]

Please tell me he had Tampa today

Oops. Just saw that he flipped the coin for the late game.

 

[proanalyser]

Oops. Just saw that he flipped the coin for the late game.

Buffalo you dumbass

 

[Tuesday]

He likes Buffalo on the radio show

Thank you to darkshadow across street also confirmed BILLS, GOGOGO CHIEFS

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Hey Buffalo...

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

 

[gregboy59]

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Buy Brandon Lang!

 

[Tuesday]

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Hey Buffalo...

MAY THE WEEKEND FADE PARADE BE WITH YOU HA! HA!
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